First off, contrary to popular belief I am not Nurse Lupe. I am Nurse Conchita, the weekend tiki bar nurse. And I can make a delicious orange margarita fresh from his orange tree while Lupe gives the Saturday colonic procedure.oettinger wrote: ↑Sat Sep 02, 2017 11:35 am...and take the batteries out. Oh grand lord, when he shits himself: Nurse! Loop! Looop!!!! Anyone! I dangly pooped my pants, and my drink is also empty!!!!Dear Booze wrote: ↑Sat Sep 02, 2017 10:29 amLurk in the shadows behind one of Lush's 19 sofas and wait for a rollerblader to fall down the spiral staircase so I can quickly steal his walkman.
I don`t pay you for that tasteless magaritas Conchita!
Things We Want Do On Lush's Spiral Staircase
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Okole maluna!
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I take it on authority that, on Saurday and Sunday afternoons, Lush undergoes colonic therapy on his Spiral Staircase. This is administered by his weekend nurse, Conchetta, who is in no way licensed to perform medical procedures. Therefore, this routine is regulated only by the Southern California Convention and Visitors Bureau's
Entertainment Division. Tickets are available for $12 per person (children under 5 are free)
Entertainment Division. Tickets are available for $12 per person (children under 5 are free)
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I am really offended by your misspelling of Conchita, back to tijuanan you dollars collectiing cunt
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If I've told you once I've told you a thousand times, keep your hands off my wet nurse! Get your own an leave me alone!
Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.
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Gargle assorted liquors from his Tiki Bar. Then everyone throw up and pull a MD "Cosby Sweater" on his white plush carpeting.
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This urinal stair cases are puplicly open right?
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Nausea's harpsichord that Dear Booze threw down the stairs.
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Leave this poor man and his spiral staircase alone. Can't you just let him be while he's having his Brazillian mustache wax?
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Hey, I raise money for charity playing that harpsichord!Artful Drunktective wrote: ↑Sat Feb 17, 2018 12:52 pmNausea's harpsichord that Dear Booze threw down the stairs.
Save the children.
Don't worry. We're in no hurry.
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That was the "Fund For Starving Children". And it promoted starving children.Nausea wrote: ↑Sat Feb 17, 2018 1:14 pmHey, I raise money for charity playing that harpsichord!Artful Drunktective wrote: ↑Sat Feb 17, 2018 12:52 pmNausea's harpsichord that Dear Booze threw down the stairs.
Save the children.
Mom and dad wanted you to take up the concertina. But no, you had to be a rebel and strike out on your own with the harpsimachord.
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Hey speaking of starving children...weren't we still saving money for Old$mart$kank?Badfellow wrote: ↑Sat Feb 17, 2018 6:44 pmThat was the "Fund For Starving Children". And it promoted starving children.Nausea wrote: ↑Sat Feb 17, 2018 1:14 pmHey, I raise money for charity playing that harpsichord!Artful Drunktective wrote: ↑Sat Feb 17, 2018 12:52 pmNausea's harpsichord that Dear Booze threw down the stairs.
Save the children.
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Old$mart$jank is not the sort of T-1000 you want to try reprogramming into a babysitter for starving adult children.Artful Drunktective wrote: ↑Sat Feb 17, 2018 7:57 pmHey speaking of starving children...weren't we still saving money for Old$mart$kank?
Just let him and his mimetic poly alloy pimp fedora with the peacock feather do what it wants.
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Well, I'm at the top of the staircase to Heaven sitting in my loft busy at my desktop replying to this dumbass thread drunk as a skunk! So beat that and nothing you will say against me will hurt because I'm so fucked up. Have a fabulous evening.
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Sorry, I could watch this over and over again. Hey, she's wearing Oettinger's cowboy boots!
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