Happy Independence Day, Drunks!
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- Mr Boozificator
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Re: Happy boom boom gulp gulp day America.
I'm afraid The Casino has class. For real.
"I never want to go to bed if there are still beers in the fridge, but then I am always hopeful that there are beers left in there when I wake up.". Thirstydrunk.
"We all look for happiness, but without knowing where to find it: like drunkards who look for their house, knowing dimly that they have one." Voltaire
"The prince of darkness is a gentleman." Shakespeare.
"We all look for happiness, but without knowing where to find it: like drunkards who look for their house, knowing dimly that they have one." Voltaire
"The prince of darkness is a gentleman." Shakespeare.
- treetop
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Re: Happy boom boom gulp gulp day America.
damn, casino, i'm getting choked up over here.
well said, my friend, well said indeed.
well said, my friend, well said indeed.
it's all good in the woods, nobody hears me when i scream.
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Re: Happy boom boom gulp gulp day America.
Cazima's post is ALL-STAR
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Re: Happy boom boom gulp gulp day America.
I agree, c_ccoqui_chris wrote:Cazima's post is ALL-STAR
Here ya go, Detective Casino: James Brown & The Famous Flames on the T.A.M.I Show (@1964). It's a long video, but it's worth watching the whole thing.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uays72rEVR0
Btw...Mick Jagger and The Stones were all watching JB from the stage-left (viewer's right) wings and they had to follow this performance.
"Man i once bought $101 worth of insect candy because it was free shipping on orders over 100 bucks." -- ThirstyDrunk
"I wanted a shark high on crack dumped into a piranha tank! I wanted college AD's to pull their human faces off, then dive at each other's lizard throats!" -- waahoohah
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q01p7k6T ... e=youtu.be
"I wanted a shark high on crack dumped into a piranha tank! I wanted college AD's to pull their human faces off, then dive at each other's lizard throats!" -- waahoohah
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q01p7k6T ... e=youtu.be
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Re: 40s for July 4th?
second time in my life this year i watched the 4th fireworks from canadia. this time over niagra falls, maker's mark in hand. pretty cool.
q: hey, why does 95% of canada's population live within the southernmost 10% of the country?
a: i wouldn't call that "living."
q: hey, why does 95% of canada's population live within the southernmost 10% of the country?
a: i wouldn't call that "living."
Stupid should hurt.
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"We're better than mere people, we're DRUNKARDS."
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Re: Happy boom boom gulp gulp day America.
thanks, boozy. back at 'cha in a few days, lest i forget. which is likely.
i like it here.
cheers, drunks!
i like it here.
cheers, drunks!
Stupid should hurt.
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- Dear Booze
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An Independence Day Toast
Here's to the privilege of raising our glasses in “the land of the free and the home of the brave.” We are grateful for unequaled liberties that allow us to freely and continually make terrible choices about work, women, and who we call "friend".
From the “mountains to the prairies” we are inspired by some of the most spectacular and diverse bars, taverns and pubs on our planet. From “sea to shining sea” we are privileged to spend a July afternoon in the perfect air conditioned darkness of a well-stocked drinking establishment of our choice. We have the freedom to choose which spirits move us and which lies to tell.
Here's to a celebration of being grateful for the ability to have a fully paid holiday and for the ability to say "fuck all the worries of the world".
Here's to Interstate 15, linking California to Las Vegas, which is paved with the blood of American Indians who gave their lives for the right of the white man to spend the weekend in a drunken stupor, gambling whoring and living in idiocracy.
Here's to the right of all Americans to sit in their own yards, yelling at their own kids while watching them blow off their fingers with fireworks purchased while on vacation in substandard countries such as Mexico, from real Mexicans, who were gracious enough to give up the great southwestern states for us to have these freedoms.
Here's to the right of all Americans to piss their pants and carry on conversations with nobody but themselves.
Here's to nosey neighbors who can't seem to mind their own fucking business.
Here's to our many different perspectives and ideologies. But, more importantly, here's to the ability to know which of those perspectives and ideologies are wrong and the freedom to tell the owners of those fucked-up viewpoints that they are wrong and to go fuck themselves.
Here's to stinky pussy.
Here's to “liberty and justice for all”.
Cheers big ears!
From the “mountains to the prairies” we are inspired by some of the most spectacular and diverse bars, taverns and pubs on our planet. From “sea to shining sea” we are privileged to spend a July afternoon in the perfect air conditioned darkness of a well-stocked drinking establishment of our choice. We have the freedom to choose which spirits move us and which lies to tell.
Here's to a celebration of being grateful for the ability to have a fully paid holiday and for the ability to say "fuck all the worries of the world".
Here's to Interstate 15, linking California to Las Vegas, which is paved with the blood of American Indians who gave their lives for the right of the white man to spend the weekend in a drunken stupor, gambling whoring and living in idiocracy.
Here's to the right of all Americans to sit in their own yards, yelling at their own kids while watching them blow off their fingers with fireworks purchased while on vacation in substandard countries such as Mexico, from real Mexicans, who were gracious enough to give up the great southwestern states for us to have these freedoms.
Here's to the right of all Americans to piss their pants and carry on conversations with nobody but themselves.
Here's to nosey neighbors who can't seem to mind their own fucking business.
Here's to our many different perspectives and ideologies. But, more importantly, here's to the ability to know which of those perspectives and ideologies are wrong and the freedom to tell the owners of those fucked-up viewpoints that they are wrong and to go fuck themselves.
Here's to stinky pussy.
Here's to “liberty and justice for all”.
Cheers big ears!
DRINK!
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Re: An Independence Day Toast
I agree with some of that.
CHEERS!
CHEERS!
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Re: An Independence Day Toast
^ ^ ^
If this man says Cheers then I follow suit.
CHEERS
If this man says Cheers then I follow suit.
CHEERS
Can we drink now? ---peetie44
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^ ^ ^ Yes his entire cutlery set and all utensils are made from assorted broken bottles.--- The Artful Detective
Just remember Hugh: a good cocktail in a shitty glass is better that a shitty cocktail in a pretty glass.---The Badfellow
I'll buy the first round if you promise to stop being a cunt. --- Dear Booze
At rock bottom, there is no down. ---The Oett
^ ^ ^ Yes his entire cutlery set and all utensils are made from assorted broken bottles.--- The Artful Detective
Just remember Hugh: a good cocktail in a shitty glass is better that a shitty cocktail in a pretty glass.---The Badfellow
I'll buy the first round if you promise to stop being a cunt. --- Dear Booze
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Re: An Independence Day Toast
Oh honey, you need a drink. Try this one I got from the New Orleans restaurant, Brennans. I did sweetz it up a bit
4 oz. brandy
6 T. simple syrup
6 T. milk (real milk, not that 2% crap)
1-1/2 t. vanilla extract
shake over ice, and strain into a chilled glass. Grate a bit of nutmeg over. This is a breakfast drink, for folks who need a bit of an attitude adjustment, before facing the shitstorm day ahead of them. I drink mine with a straw.
Oh, and after recent events, I add 2 oz. vodka. Cheers! Drink, rinse, repeat!
4 oz. brandy
6 T. simple syrup
6 T. milk (real milk, not that 2% crap)
1-1/2 t. vanilla extract
shake over ice, and strain into a chilled glass. Grate a bit of nutmeg over. This is a breakfast drink, for folks who need a bit of an attitude adjustment, before facing the shitstorm day ahead of them. I drink mine with a straw.
Oh, and after recent events, I add 2 oz. vodka. Cheers! Drink, rinse, repeat!
Last edited by Savage on Wed Mar 12, 2014 1:21 am, edited 1 time in total.
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Re: An Independence Day Toast
I was intending to pick apart that original post and realized naw,,, he gets it pretty good. Although we did write a check for most of the southwest. If they want to buy it back I'm sure a good price could be negotiated. Yes, the right to be fucked up, succeed or fail. That is what it is to be American. We can choose to chase fame or failure and mostly we are allowed to go for it in either direction. Except you poor fuckers like my cousin in dry counties. He's an engineer, he plans his cross state purchases with an eye to lasting a week but my god.
So here's a stick in the eye to Bloomberg....we choose to decide what we will eat, drink or be merry with. Happy 4th everyone......freedom starts when you put your feet on the floor in the morning.
So here's a stick in the eye to Bloomberg....we choose to decide what we will eat, drink or be merry with. Happy 4th everyone......freedom starts when you put your feet on the floor in the morning.
Proverbs 31:6&7
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And afterwords we can run amok! Or if you're too tired, we can walk amok.
"Pain is sometimes the price of laughter."-Oggar
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"The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane"-Marcus Aurelius
And afterwords we can run amok! Or if you're too tired, we can walk amok.
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Happy Birthday, USA
To all our US co-drunkards, have a great day.
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"The trouble with internet quotes is that one can never be sure if they are genuine." - Abraham Lincoln
Kindly listen to this, please.
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Re: Happy Birthday, USA
Here's to you America. I will visit you soon...
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Re: Happy Birthday, USA
Here's to being drunk until July 8th.
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Re: Happy Birthday, USA
TAKE THAT, RUSSIA!
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