Just so you know I’m not making this up, here’s the profile of Dr. Shit Fun Chew (real name) with the National Institute of Education, Singapore. I wonder what she does in her spare time?
I went out with her a few years ago. She's nice and she's a pretty good bowler; loves sushi and Pinot Noir; has a massive collection of old blues records; big fan of the Chicago Blackhawks; watches reruns of The Andy Griffith Show; says the Lord's Prayer at random and inappropriate times; and has terrible breath.
She was also a very bad driver, which probably has something to do with race and gender.
This is pretty ranfom shit. There I was reloading the fridge with beers. I noticed something folded between the cans. Could it be Scream Ale's lucky day? Someone dropped cash in the 30 pack at the brewery? No. It was dumber than that. It was...
Yup. Good old religious propaganda. The work of a brewery worker? Some dunce at trac planet? Or some asshole in the grocery store thinking they're clever? We may never know.
This is pretty ranfom shit. There I was reloading the fridge with beers. I noticed something folded between the cans. Could it be Scream Ale's lucky day? Someone dropped cash in the 30 pack at the brewery? No. It was dumber than that. It was...
Yup. Good old religious propaganda. The work of a brewery worker? Some dunce at trac planet? Or some asshole in the grocery store thinking they're clever? We may never know.
Just like an AA chip, it's now your duty to pass ot on.
Badfellow and I actually witnessed oettinger wearing these when we hung out a few summers ago. Really. Unfortunately he left his cowboy boots behind in Germany so we didn't get the full Chuck Norris vibe.
At least they were kind enough to airbrush out Chuck Norris’ saggy scrotum.
How do you know it's saggy? Maybe with all his athleticism, it's super muscular. And veiny.
It’s just science. After 20,000 or so round house kicks the scrotum starts to loose elasticity which causes sagging, drooping and other issues such as getting caught in the zippers of cut-off jeans. Ouch!
At least they were kind enough to airbrush out Chuck Norris’ saggy scrotum.
How do you know it's saggy? Maybe with all his athleticism, it's super muscular. And veiny.
It’s just science. After 20,000 or so round house kicks the scrotum starts to loose elasticity which causes sagging, drooping and other issues such as getting caught in the zippers of cut-off jeans. Ouch!
And those poorly-timed sliding glass door mishaps.
