"Hello, I'm back!" - Where have you been? What's your excuse?

Post by **oettinger** » Sun Jul 24, 2016 4:30 pm

I got drunk and listened to the national anthem of the the UK.
I drank more and thought, how can a whole population be that flat out stillborn-retarded in one generation and follow that one stupid king or queen. Then my mind reminded me of Adolf...
Austrains are a special bunch, I agree
Rule Brits

Post by **Badfellow** » Sun Jul 24, 2016 7:34 pm

Ted Cruz is a scientologist.

Post by **mistah willies** » Sun Jul 24, 2016 7:40 pm

Canadians bow to England's queen.

Post by **Badfellow** » Sun Jul 24, 2016 8:29 pm

It's true. Canada is a commonwealth scam. Especially those cod molesting weirdos out in the maritime provinces. Did you know they bow to portraits of Queen Elizabeth?

I believe it was PM Brian Mulroney who said, "We Canadians have much better teeth than the British. But we are united by a common legacy of shitty food, overpriced alcohol and most importantly, a commonwealth that may or may not mean anything."

oldsmartskunk · Post by **oldsmartskunk** » Tue Jul 26, 2016 2:09 pm

I may not be too drunk,but i am an asshole. I checked that one. I am definitely high grade asshole. Proud to be one. Glad to see one coming back. Here to not being lonely, cheers!

Post by **oettinger** » Fri Jul 29, 2016 4:23 pm

Screwball made me feel welcomed to the board Funny heh?

ThirstyDrunk · Post by **ThirstyDrunk** » Fri Jul 29, 2016 7:50 pm

Screwball bought me dinner once.

Post by **mistah willies** » Sat Oct 29, 2016 11:54 am

Gall4185 wrote:It's good to be back. Cheers

A drunkard returns his empties for enough to pay tax on the next supply

Rooster · Post by **Rooster** » Sat Oct 29, 2016 3:22 pm

Gall4185 wrote:It's been a while...but life and assorted mishaps got in the way,along with a couple of career changes before returning to my love of being behind the sticks.

I also moved back to the granite city for any Scottish drunkards still active here,and currently earn my drinking funds running a cocktail bar in the city.

Kris

Welcome back new guy.

BubbaDank80 · Post by **BubbaDank80** » Sat Jan 14, 2017 3:26 pm

Well, it's been a long sobering time since I posted to this board. A DUI messed me up and I went undrunk. I lost a lot of the drinking spirit that was in me, but I have finally found it again. It's not wrong to drink, by yourself or with others. It's not wrong to get drunk.......if you are drinking since there isn't any other way to get drunk. Society is a sham of politically correct, undrunk people. I'd rather speak my mind, drink when I want to, and run around naked if I please. Well, I will have to charge for the undrunk pictures then. Cheers everyone!!

Post by **oettinger** » Sat Jan 14, 2017 3:49 pm

Never loose your drinking habit. Most often I find mine underneath the toilet next morning.
Drink on

Post by **Modern Drunkard** » Sat Jan 14, 2017 9:44 pm

Welcome back. You definitely don't want to become one of those undrunks. I've met those people. They're awful.

whiskeyprick · Post by **whiskeyprick** » Sun Jan 15, 2017 4:34 am

Did my time. Couple of stellar emploiees on the block now. Dom't listen do-gooders

peetie44 · Post by **peetie44** » Sun Jan 15, 2017 9:39 am

Welcome back and CHEERS!

Patchez · Post by **Patchez** » Sun Jan 15, 2017 7:57 pm

Welcome back. Fighht the Powerrs.

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