Your local weather reports

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Charming

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affordable

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luxurious

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tumultuous

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adventagious

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alarmlntgly

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SUPER BLOOD MOON!

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ahem, I`m thrown off-guard


SIGNOURNEY´S BEAVER

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Penis butter and vagelly ssandwich

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Penis butter and vagelly ssandwich

and for a second I thought I lost track, thank you:
Door mat vanilla tequila rubber shake

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Penis butter and vagelly ssandwich

and for a second I thought I lost track, thank you:
Door mat vanilla tequila rubber shake

well now that doesn't make any sense at all.

[Lush City]

This is your fucking Friday local wearther report for SoCal.

You think it's fucking miserable in S. Fla. right about now, come to SoCal. Bring a big fucking towel with you. This weather is broken because geoengineering has heated the oceans and it can no longer keep the land cool. The drought has been engineered by chemtrail spraying jets while people sleep.

More continued high humidity and pissed off people leading to rampant drunkenness and road rage.
Tomorrow expected increased heat and humidity resulting in higher bouts of binge drinking and general pissed off attitudes. If you don't like the way people are driving, stay off the sidewalks.

This ends this public service announcement.

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When exactly did you recieve a call from P.s? Thisrtykid?

[oettinger]

This is your fucking Friday local wearther report for SoCal.

You think it's fucking miserable in S. Fla. right about now, come to SoCal. Bring a big fucking towel with you. This weather is broken because geoengineering has heated the oceans and it can no longer keep the land cool. The drought has been engineered by chemtrail spraying jets while people sleep.

More continued high humidity and pissed off people leading to rampant drunkenness and road rage.
Tomorrow expected increased heat and humidity resulting in higher bouts of binge drinking and general pissed off attitudes. If you don't like the way people are driving, stay off the sidewalks.

This ends this public service announcement.

I read an article that in warmer regions people are on a regular basis more pissed off and uneven. Go to Norway and check out how laid back they are. Even in germany you can feel the difference between the cool people up north and the assholes in bavaria. I live comfortably in the middle but should I move I would definitely head up north.

Here it`s a constant 16-18 degrees celcius, slightly gray sunshine, some rain. Just about right

[Lush City]

Did Einstein or Jung come from Bavaria? What about Austrians? Are they assholes too? They're having Octoberfest soon here in SoCal and we'll see the polka bands with their traditional costumes. There are several German beer gardens to choose from. It's always a feast.