Shit Talkers Bar and Grill

[Badfellow]

Is that broken glass in the peanut bucket?

Sweet 'n salty glass shards... it's an old trick to get you to drink more Castlemaine XXXX.

[Patchez]

Is that broken glass in the peanut bucket?

Sweet 'n salty glass shards... it's an old trick to get you to drink more Castlemaine XXXX.

The glass is free, band aids and antiseptic swabs will cost ya though.

Peroxide and malort shooters .50 each.

[peetie44]

Gimme a shot of polio vaccine, with a dishwater back.

[Bur]

Gimme a shot of polio vaccine, with a dishwater back.

Going straight back to USSR classics, eh?

Talking of the stuff, time to end this Estonian dishwater rightly!

Cheers!

Edit: Are the non-pants bonuses still on?

[mistah willies]

Barkeep, my menu is written on toilet paper. Is this normal?

By the way, I wrote my order with, well, you'll smell

Hey,

Hey, can I get an order of Chlamydia to go? I'm on a hot and steamy date with the local constabulary

[oettinger]

In the STB&G parking lot there is a STD vending machine called Mount Helen.

When they served my cheap lager above room temperature, I was certain they used some coolant. Talk about watered down...

[Badfellow]

Got a new drink for you to try. This one's on the house...


The Shit Talker

2 oz. Jeppson's Malört
2 oz. Veru Vlage 160 proof Estonian Vodka
1 oz. Mr. Boston Wild Cherry Brandy
3 oz. Tab Diet Soda
1 oz. Dishwater (Gray)
1 oz. Clamato
1 oz. Clamydia

Pour ingredients into tumbler with no ice. Stir, slam and embrace your doom.

[Mr. Viking]

my forearms are thicker thyan uyouer thigh

[Badfellow]

my forearms are thicker thyan uyouer thigh

Easy there, Popeye.
Quick, somebody buy this blacked-out barnacle sucker a Long Onion Iced Tea.
He's already shit in the urinals twice. I heard he was snorting Crystal Drano in the bathroom stalls with Molesto the Clown and doing a little toe-tapping while he was in there. Is everybody here familiar with the concept of a "glory hole"?

[Patchez]

Your turn in the barrel.

[ThirstyDrunk]

Theres a bar on my way home form work called "The Silver Bar" it's a extre,mley low quality place filled with the fightenest big hearted people you'll ever meet.
The letter sign outside usually says "Coldest beer in town"
Just this week they changed it to say
"BEER
BOOBS"
I'm not a regular but I've never seen any chicks in there, so I've as of yet been to afraid to inquire, but I will stop in next week for the sake of science,

[oettinger]

Since my toddling years I noticed dad not getting any drunker after 15 mins of glory hole. That shit never got through to me. His crack pipe was cold, his syringe filled with the finest heroin a dead hooker can find, and I was left there wondering why mother wasn`t waiting behind the other wall.

'Tonighz in STB&G:
Dustin Hoffman reading his auto-biography: How I drank myself into Rainman
- On how the Vegas story is not fake
- Why Mr. Cruise sux
- And why he never bothered becoming normal again

They also show a short preview: "Rain Man 2, 29 years of rehydration"



Every third vodka lemon for free if you order two on your friends tap before passing out.

[Mr. Viking]

Your turn in the barrel.

woop woopwoopwoop

[Tarcek]

Hey, can i get a roofie gin and tonic?

[oettinger]

Hey, can i get a roofie gin and tonic?

Man you`re some lucky camper! That fat biker dude just got one for both of us.

Tonight at the STB&G
Coughy and the Passed out Temptations rocking their hit singles:
Ain`t too drunk to beg
I wish it would drain
Beer of confusion
and Take him like a ladyboy

if more than 3 people show up drinks are on the house as usual