Known facts about ThirstyDrunk
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ThirstyDrunk
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Re: Known facts about ThirstyDrunk
There are quotes from his birth:
"What have I begun? I failed" - Thirstmother
"kill it with alcohol" - Thirstdoctor
"you need a little mixer in that you tiny drunkfuck" - Thirstdad
"Thanks I`m fine, feeding on mom`s sour milk I always catch some spilled whisky'" - Thirsty
"What have I begun? I failed" - Thirstmother
"kill it with alcohol" - Thirstdoctor
"you need a little mixer in that you tiny drunkfuck" - Thirstdad
"Thanks I`m fine, feeding on mom`s sour milk I always catch some spilled whisky'" - Thirsty
Drink!
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Mr Boozificator
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When he was nine he got so drunk he saw a unicorn. He hit it on the head with his wooden Teddy bear and then barbecued it.
As of nowadays he still pisses rainbows and shits candy.
And he manages a candy warehouse for a living. Coincidence, I don't think so.
As of nowadays he still pisses rainbows and shits candy.
And he manages a candy warehouse for a living. Coincidence, I don't think so.
"I never want to go to bed if there are still beers in the fridge, but then I am always hopeful that there are beers left in there when I wake up.". Thirstydrunk.
"We all look for happiness, but without knowing where to find it: like drunkards who look for their house, knowing dimly that they have one." Voltaire
"The prince of darkness is a gentleman." Shakespeare.
"We all look for happiness, but without knowing where to find it: like drunkards who look for their house, knowing dimly that they have one." Voltaire
"The prince of darkness is a gentleman." Shakespeare.
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Badfellow
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-It was a banner fucking year at the Thirsty household. I got a case of Taaka vodka. The old man grabbed me and said, "Hey, drink up Thirsty!"
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ThirstyDrunk
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Last Thursday he had to discard his underpants into a public wastebin.
Like a desperate thirst in a raging drought
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He trips on his shoelaces even when he's barefooted
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Lush City
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Thurston Drunk, come clean and identify yourself. Are you the friendly drunken fiend otherwise known as Thirsty Drunk?
Don't pull any shit. We are watching you! Are you going to sue us?
Don't pull any shit. We are watching you! Are you going to sue us?
Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.
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He sleeps with that Jack Daniel stuffed doll out of a profound appreciation of the irony, not because--well--you know...
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Badfellow
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He works part time as a telemarketer for Amway.
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Mr Boozificator
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Chuck Norris calls him everyday begging "please don't tell the media".
"I never want to go to bed if there are still beers in the fridge, but then I am always hopeful that there are beers left in there when I wake up.". Thirstydrunk.
"We all look for happiness, but without knowing where to find it: like drunkards who look for their house, knowing dimly that they have one." Voltaire
"The prince of darkness is a gentleman." Shakespeare.
"We all look for happiness, but without knowing where to find it: like drunkards who look for their house, knowing dimly that they have one." Voltaire
"The prince of darkness is a gentleman." Shakespeare.
Re: Known facts about ThirstyDrunk
He once rescued a kitten from a burning house.
Cause he wants his steak rare.
Cause he wants his steak rare.
Drink!
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Mr Boozificator
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Run! I can probably delay him for a second or two.oettinger wrote:He once rescued a kitten from a burning house.
Cause he wants his steak rare.
"I never want to go to bed if there are still beers in the fridge, but then I am always hopeful that there are beers left in there when I wake up.". Thirstydrunk.
"We all look for happiness, but without knowing where to find it: like drunkards who look for their house, knowing dimly that they have one." Voltaire
"The prince of darkness is a gentleman." Shakespeare.
"We all look for happiness, but without knowing where to find it: like drunkards who look for their house, knowing dimly that they have one." Voltaire
"The prince of darkness is a gentleman." Shakespeare.
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Mr Boozificator
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Please Thirsty don't do that, he didn't know, he couldn't know about the Professor and the great Smurff war. He just didn't know, please don't kick him, please...Mr Boozificator wrote:Run! I can probably delay him for a second or two.oettinger wrote:He once rescued a kitten from a burning house.
Cause he wants his steak rare.
"I never want to go to bed if there are still beers in the fridge, but then I am always hopeful that there are beers left in there when I wake up.". Thirstydrunk.
"We all look for happiness, but without knowing where to find it: like drunkards who look for their house, knowing dimly that they have one." Voltaire
"The prince of darkness is a gentleman." Shakespeare.
"We all look for happiness, but without knowing where to find it: like drunkards who look for their house, knowing dimly that they have one." Voltaire
"The prince of darkness is a gentleman." Shakespeare.
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Lush City
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Thirsty is a closet masochist. He opens a thread such as this and what do you expect gets posted. Go ahead and sue me!
Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.
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Mr Boozificator
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Hem... He didn't open it.Lush City wrote:Thirsty is a closet masochist. He opens a thread such as this and what do you expect gets posted. Go ahead and sue me!
"I never want to go to bed if there are still beers in the fridge, but then I am always hopeful that there are beers left in there when I wake up.". Thirstydrunk.
"We all look for happiness, but without knowing where to find it: like drunkards who look for their house, knowing dimly that they have one." Voltaire
"The prince of darkness is a gentleman." Shakespeare.
"We all look for happiness, but without knowing where to find it: like drunkards who look for their house, knowing dimly that they have one." Voltaire
"The prince of darkness is a gentleman." Shakespeare.