I am quiting drinking and joining AA.

Hugh Janblack · Post by **Hugh Janblack** » Thu Aug 07, 2003 2:35 pm

Hahahahaha

Made ya look!!!!

Made ya look!!!!

Your nothing but a dirty drunk!!!

zin · Post by **zin** » Thu Aug 07, 2003 2:36 pm

SO NOT FUNNY

well maybe a little ;)

TARTANSPECIAL · Post by **TARTANSPECIAL** » Thu Aug 07, 2003 2:36 pm

Hugh Janblack wrote:Hahahahaha

Made ya look!!!!

Made ya look!!!!

Your nothing but a dirty drunk!!!

Damn right and proud of it

UnkleLemmy · Post by **UnkleLemmy** » Thu Aug 07, 2003 2:37 pm

I thought about goingto AA for a long time.
Its got to be a good place to find new drinking buddies.
Maybe even some middle aged divorce who wants to buy me bottles of Single Malt.

Joe Twelvepack · Post by **Joe Twelvepack** » Thu Aug 07, 2003 2:39 pm

I've been to AA. Got the white chip to proce it. Sometimes I carry it as a sort of good luck token - every now and then I've offered to a bartender "in trade" - a couple times they've given me free beers and a laugh.

Combat Rock · Post by **Combat Rock** » Thu Aug 07, 2003 3:04 pm

A buddy and I went to a meeting drunk one cause they were held in the building on the other side of my alley. It really was pathetic. Their motto was that they had no power to fight alcoholism, only god did. Now how the hell would that kinda attitude work? Plus, all they did the whole meeting was whine. It actually convinced me that I'm really not an alcoholic. It was creepy as hell.

On a lighter note, we left the meeting and went to the bar accross the street.

Hugh Janblack · Post by **Hugh Janblack** » Thu Aug 07, 2003 3:10 pm

I went to AA once and they asked me this - no joke....

AA: If there was a beer in front of you right now, would you drink it?

me: Did I pay for this beer?

AA: No.

me: I would have to drink it! What kind of a trick question is that???

AA: You are an alcoholic.

Me: Okie Dokie - can I have my beer now?

I was not invited back.

Joe Twelvepack · Post by **Joe Twelvepack** » Thu Aug 07, 2003 3:11 pm

that's a stupid damn question anyway.

If there was a steak in front of you, would you eat it?

UnkleLemmy · Post by **UnkleLemmy** » Thu Aug 07, 2003 3:15 pm

Joe Twelvepack wrote:that's a stupid damn question anyway.

If there was a steak in front of you, would you eat it?

Fuckin Steakaholic!

Joe Twelvepack · Post by **Joe Twelvepack** » Thu Aug 07, 2003 3:15 pm

I am! Oh, the shame!

thirsty4beer · Post by **thirsty4beer** » Thu Aug 07, 2003 3:18 pm

are you calling me a meataholic :?:

thirsty4beer · Post by **thirsty4beer** » Thu Aug 07, 2003 3:19 pm

damn my slow ass typing :twisted:

UnkleLemmy · Post by **UnkleLemmy** » Thu Aug 07, 2003 3:22 pm

Joe Twelvepack wrote:I am! Oh, the shame!

Joe, I have a few questions you can answer to see if your a steakaholic?

1. Do you ever eat steak first thing in the morning?
2. Have youever tried swithcing to a differant type of meat to get less protein?
3. Do vegetarians harrass you about your meat eating?
4. Have you ever promised yourself you wouldn't eat any steak between breakfast and lunch only to devour an entire living cow on the way to work?
5. Instead of having coffee or water at work do you prefer A1 Sauce?
6. Do you envy people who can eat steak without getting juice all over there shirt?
7. Have you ever tried to get "extra" ribs a barbecue because you thought you didn't get enough?
8. Do you ever have beefouts?
9. Have you ever thought that the world would be better if cows cooked themselves?

If you've answered yes to any of these questions than you are a very sick bastard.

Joe Twelvepack · Post by **Joe Twelvepack** » Thu Aug 07, 2003 3:23 pm

4. Have you ever promised yourself you wouldn't eat any steak between breakfast and lunch only to devour an entire living cow on the way to work?

That one cracked me the fuck up.

Hello, my name is Joe, and I am.... a steakaholic.

fdoosey · Post by **fdoosey** » Thu Aug 07, 2003 3:23 pm

I can't live without Steakahol!

I am quiting drinking and joining AA.

I am quiting drinking and joining AA.

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