MY GIRLFRIEND: "I talked to your *sister for like an hour and a half tonight."
*cant blame my sister, shes like 8 3/4 months pregnant, she'll talk to anybody at this point (hehe)
ME: So?
MY GIRLFRIEND: "She and your mom were wondering when you were going to get married."
ME: "I already have a date picked out."
MY GIRLFRIEND: -all excited- Really?!?
ME: "Yeah, June 6, *2104, not in my next life, but the one after that.
OK, I admit, I originally said 2194, but after I did the math I realized that 2104 was more likely
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"He has all of the virtues that I dislike, and none of the vices that I admire."
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run man, run! leave the booze if you have to, just run. nevermind, go back and get the bottle, just be quick about it.
road to hell is paved with unbought stuffed dogs.
"I AM TOO DRUNK TO TASTE THIS CHICKEN."
colonel sanders
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i'm not saying i beat the devil, but i drank his beer for nothin'.... then i stole his song.
"I AM TOO DRUNK TO TASTE THIS CHICKEN."
colonel sanders
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i'm not saying i beat the devil, but i drank his beer for nothin'.... then i stole his song.
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trust me, I'v been running. but this chick is fast. I cant get away ahhhhhh!deadpuppiesandwhores wrote:run man, run! leave the booze if you have to, just run. nevermind, go back and get the bottle, just be quick about it.
"I'll take a Long Island"
"what???"
"OK I'm sorry, baby"
"make it a water then"
"He has all of the virtues that I dislike, and none of the vices that I admire."
-Winston Churchill
-Winston Churchill