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Maybe a little of the "white whisky".
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fdoosey wrote:I will now pervert an Oompa Loompa song:

"What do you do when your kid is a brat?
Bash in their head with a wiffleball bat!
What can you do when they're out of control?
Whoop their little ass, that'll shut...their...hole!

Oompa, Loompa, doopity dah
Take off your shoes and light a ci-gah,
Oompa, Loompa, dippity dee
You'll get 5 to 10 if you listen to me."

Jesus, I need to get out more.
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Joe Twelvepack wrote:Image

Maybe a little of the "white whisky".
Not much of a vodka drinker, but I've been meaning to get one of those from Sovitski collection.

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I only drink it when it's around, I can't remember ever buying the stuff on purpose.
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But that thing is so fuckin cool I'd have to use it often.

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Beer Church, anyone?
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Finally!!! I've seen the light ( or at least the pale ale)
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Lucky come to Glasgow and i promise you your hand will never be empty.
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Joe Twelvepack wrote:Beer Church, anyone?
Daily Beer Church Trivia for 8/8/2003
The red triangle that is the Bass Brewery logo was designed in 1777 and is the world’s oldest international trademark.
In honor of this, I change my avatar again. Oh no! It's the side with the newcastle patch instead. :x
Okay I'm a dork, but at least I am one of the beer faithful.

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Chelsea40ozBondage! wrote:
Joe Twelvepack wrote:Beer Church, anyone?
Daily Beer Church Trivia for 8/8/2003
The red triangle that is the Bass Brewery logo was designed in 1777 and is the world’s oldest international trademark.
In honor of this, I change my avatar again. Oh no! It's the side with the newcastle patch instead. :x
Okay I'm a dork, but at least I am one of the beer faithful.
Nah change it back, i liked your last one better :twisted:
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TARTANSPECIAL wrote:Lucky come to Glasgow and i promise you your hand will never be empty.
Ya right. And what do you think your wife would do after hearing me scream "my glass is empty" at three in the morning from your couch.

I'd be taking your home computer back with me.
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boo back
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Post by WmBurroughs »

I liked that ibig photogra on the first page. the peanuts looked fresh too. boy that looks good. time to go tothe bar. now i know what my first order will be. draft and a shot. and peanuts.
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Post by TARTANSPECIAL »

LuckyStrikes wrote:
TARTANSPECIAL wrote:Lucky come to Glasgow and i promise you your hand will never be empty.
Ya right. And what do you think your wife would do after hearing me scream "my glass is empty" at three in the morning from your couch.

I'd be taking your home computer back with me.
Hey i'm not going home that early just 'cause you're here. Some of the bars here are open 'till 5am :twisted:
beer, wine,voddie it don't get any better.

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TARTANSPECIAL wrote:...Some of the bars here are open 'till 5am :twisted:
You're making me homesick...
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