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Stop writing songs about me Carly Simon you Deuce bag you!

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Look Carly you dirty deuce...you said it would be a secret..oh yea..right...you said you would never tell that it was Puke Bucket who fucked yer fucking brains out in 1971ish,,,,well you sold the secret...you broke the bond,,,ya told the world about Puke buckets 18 inch cock...Your so isane....Why did you write that song about me...I should of never let you into Nova Scotia to see the fucking total eclipse of the sun...now every whore wants,,,more...Why the fuck dont you stick to writing Ketchup fuckin commercials...I hate...hate hate you...no wonder James Taylor is a blad headed freak,,,,and where the fuck is Vodka Man.Com?
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Nice to have you back.
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will it last this time.com?
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go fuck yourself cap'n mike davis.com
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Vodkaman is a phsyco. All boards need someone like him :P
Blow me big time, cap'n davis.com
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Who the hell is Mike Davis and what the hell is DPAW
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Post by TARTANSPECIAL »

zin wrote:Who the hell is Mike Davis and what the hell is DPAW
For an answer to this question, check out DPAW's postings, under limericks
beer, wine,voddie it don't get any better.
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Post by thirsty4beer »

[quote="zin"]Who the hell is Mike Davis and what the hell is DPAW[/quote]

DPAW=deadpuppiesandwhores

Capt Mike Davis=his boss
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Post by Chelsea40oz »

nono no no no. That was our Saturday party trick/ we were all saying .com at the end of everything. And the noparticipatory chick, we accused her of being a .org. How are you people psychic? Did I post drunk drunk and give away our secret activity? :x
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