i'm just a kid.

ruiner · Post by **ruiner** » Wed Jul 28, 2004 7:25 pm

ah fuck. 2 days? i turn in 3.

Crystal · Post by **Crystal** » Wed Jul 28, 2004 7:26 pm

I turn 21 in 78 days. but who's counting? certainly not me. wait, i don't know if that is entirely correct.

xxx · Post by **xxx** » Wed Jul 28, 2004 7:34 pm

Sgt. HSA wrote:Hey, welcome, tradition is new guy buys, but since you're not legal yet, I'll wait 2 days, and then you can get me a bourbon neat with an HSA on the side.

Congrats on the 21st by the way. Advise you go bar hopping, as at every bar they will toss you a freebie for your 21st. In fact, go out at 12:01 AM on the night before, hit a bunch of bars, then come back early in the evening the next day and clean up again.

Tips on not getting tossed:

Puking on the bar or a table are discouraged
Pinching girls asses when drunk will land you in the street in a hurry
Staggering will get you cut off, but probably not tossed.

I am of prime age. I'll order all the drinks and you can pay me under the table. Vodka kettle one martini up please.

Sgt. HSA · Post by **Sgt. HSA** » Wed Jul 28, 2004 7:39 pm

ruiner wrote:ah fuck. 2 days? i turn in 3.

Shiut, that's right. You have a paypal account ? I'll send you enough for a birthday drink

deadpuppiesandwhores · Thu Jul 29, 2004 8:34 am

idiot_kid wrote:... what do you wish someone had told you the day you turned 21?

get that out of your mouth, its not yours.

Jr_DeCaveman · Post by **Jr_DeCaveman** » Thu Jul 29, 2004 8:39 am

LadyRed wrote:I turn 21 in 78 days. but who's counting? certainly not me. wait, i don't know if that is entirely correct.

I turn 23 in like 21 days. I get to go on a week long bender while camping in the states. I had to check out the fortie seletion while i was down there and it looks ok not great but it will do

deadpuppiesandwhores · Thu Jul 29, 2004 8:59 am

i turned a year older recently. going to vegas? going on a week long bender? screw you guys. y'know what i did on july 9th (my birthday)? I got to sit in the reactor compartment killing and morphing my sperm in 117F heat. my feet still haven't healed. i am now condemned to have only female children with extra webbing in her neck and six fingers. good luck to you guys though.

Mayhem · Post by **Mayhem** » Thu Jul 29, 2004 9:30 am

deadpuppiesandwhores wrote:...female children with extra webbing in her neck and six fingers...

Hot!

deadpuppiesandwhores · Thu Jul 29, 2004 10:22 am

not as hot as the midget i saw in rome with the elbow growing out of his back. you just wanted to lie him down and spin him like a top.

Sgt. HSA · Post by **Sgt. HSA** » Thu Jul 29, 2004 10:25 am

deadpuppiesandwhores wrote:not as hot as the midget i saw in rome with the elbow growing out of his back. you just wanted to lie him down and spin him like a top.

BTW, I like your hotornot profile

deadpuppiesandwhores · Thu Jul 29, 2004 10:31 am

thanks. i'm really proud of it.

vash_nc · Post by **vash_nc** » Thu Jul 29, 2004 10:31 am

Yeah, hard to go wrong with:

looking for a woman to hold my hair. needs to more financially secure than myself

Sgt. HSA · Post by **Sgt. HSA** » Thu Jul 29, 2004 10:35 am

deadpuppiesandwhores wrote:thanks. i'm really proud of it.

You must be beating the babes off with a stick

deadpuppiesandwhores · Thu Jul 29, 2004 10:37 am

Sgt. HSA wrote:
deadpuppiesandwhores wrote:thanks. i'm really proud of it.
You must be beating the babes off with a stick

you'd be surprised. did you see the pic? with looks like that you can say damn near anything.

Sgt. HSA · Post by **Sgt. HSA** » Thu Jul 29, 2004 10:40 am

deadpuppiesandwhores wrote:
Sgt. HSA wrote:
deadpuppiesandwhores wrote:thanks. i'm really proud of it.
You must be beating the babes off with a stick
you'd be surprised. did you see the pic? with looks like that you can say damn near anything.

True, the boating motif does do you justice

i'm just a kid.

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