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My Butt Hurts

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I fell down the stairs. With a full glass of Maker's and wee bit of coke. Ouch. Did you know that cleaning up bourbon stains off of stair carpet gives you a washcloth full of long blonde hairballs? (daughter and I shed quite a bit, apparently)

Now I want chicken sandwich.
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Savage Swiller wrote:Now I want chicken sandwich.
Damn, that is a good idea, isnt it?
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MassiveDrunk wrote:
Savage Swiller wrote:Now I want chicken sandwich.
Damn, that is a good idea, isnt it?
The Colonel is dead. But if he was alive, I would eat his chicken and biscuits.
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Savage Swiller wrote:The Colonel is dead. But if he was alive, I would eat his chicken and biscuits.
I think that is the dirtiest joke you have ever cracked, round these parts
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This thread could have been alot cooler, but I will toast a good wish to the speedy recover of your ass.
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MassiveDrunk wrote:
Savage Swiller wrote:The Colonel is dead. But if he was alive, I would eat his chicken and biscuits.
I think that is the dirtiest joke you have ever cracked, round these parts
No joke, man. I'm just hungry.
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my wife did that on the cellar stairs (no carpeting). on vodka & soda. she had a bruise on her ass for like six weeks. hope you recover more quickly.
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The sensation of having you feet slip out from under you and the nubs of your spine grind down the steps at high velocity like a river rock over a washboard is nice. If you're near blacked out that is. Sorta like watching a video of a home administered back massage played fast forward except your'e the star. See you in Hollywood. Hope you didn't spill.
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I thought this thread was going to be about Grumpy having bad aim in the sack, but I know you're too much of a lady to speak of such things, so no such luck.

Hope you and your butt recover soon. Bummer about the bourbon.
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winebox wrote:I thought this thread was going to be about Grumpy having bad aim in the sack.
Haha
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winebox wrote:I thought this thread was going to be about Grumpy having bad aim in the sack, but I know you're too much of a lady to speak of such things, so no such luck.

Hope you and your butt recover soon. Bummer about the bourbon.
That was good for the first laugh of the day

I hadn't even thought of that, man I must be slipping
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MassiveDrunk wrote:
Savage Swiller wrote:Now I want chicken sandwich.
Damn, that is a good idea, isnt it?
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Savage Swiller wrote:I fell down the stairs. With a full glass of Maker's and wee bit of coke. Ouch. Did you know that cleaning up bourbon stains off of stair carpet gives you a washcloth full of long blonde hairballs? (daughter and I shed quite a bit, apparently)

Now I want chicken sandwich.
Did you squeeze the bourbon from the washcloth back into the glass? Hate to waste the good stuff!
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Sgt. HSA wrote:
winebox wrote:I thought this thread was going to be about Grumpy having bad aim in the sack, but I know you're too much of a lady to speak of such things, so no such luck.

Hope you and your butt recover soon. Bummer about the bourbon.
That was good for the first laugh of the day

I hadn't even thought of that, man I must be slipping
Oh goodie-- so am I up there with Blackneto on the vulgarity level yet?
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Sgt. HSA wrote:
winebox wrote:I thought this thread was going to be about Grumpy having bad aim in the sack, but I know you're too much of a lady to speak of such things, so no such luck.

Hope you and your butt recover soon. Bummer about the bourbon.
That was good for the first laugh of the day

I hadn't even thought of that, man I must be slipping
Oh goodie-- so am I up there with Blackneto on the vulgarity level yet?
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