thought police-update

Joe Twelvepack · Post by **Joe Twelvepack** » Wed Aug 13, 2003 8:16 am

Why do exes always turn into freaks AFTER you break up with them?

Hugh Janblack · Post by **Hugh Janblack** » Wed Aug 13, 2003 8:23 am

Joe Twelvepack wrote:Fetishes are weird. I dated a professional dominatrix briefly.

I agree - I did the same thing - I wasn't into her scene - but I dug her and she dug me - and it was interesting to see that world - really interesting. In the end, however, the differences were way too much for a realtivly normal guy like me and a totally freaked out broad like her to get over.

Everything is a fetish really, but whomever you end up with has to have compatable ones.

Joe Twelvepack · Post by **Joe Twelvepack** » Wed Aug 13, 2003 8:25 am

Everything is a fetish really, but whomever you end up with has to have compatable ones.

Hell yeah. Which is why I can't date non-drinkers. Unless their fetish is a drunken yob.

LuckyStrikes · Post by **LuckyStrikes** » Wed Aug 13, 2003 8:25 am

Joe Twelvepack wrote:Why do exes always turn into freaks AFTER you break up with them?

Mine turned into a freak before we broke up. That's why we parted. He turned into a slimly, crusty, lying, scumbag freak with horns.

CrunchyPissCrystals · Wed Aug 13, 2003 10:07 pm

LuckyStrikes wrote:
Joe Twelvepack wrote:Why do exes always turn into freaks AFTER you break up with them?

Mine turned into a freak before we broke up. That's why we parted. He turned into a slimly, crusty, lying, scumbag freak with horns.

we dated?? :twisted:

oh yeah, sorry about all that.

LuckyStrikes · Post by **LuckyStrikes** » Wed Aug 13, 2003 10:49 pm

CrunchyPissCrystals wrote:
LuckyStrikes wrote:
Joe Twelvepack wrote:Why do exes always turn into freaks AFTER you break up with them?

Mine turned into a freak before we broke up. That's why we parted. He turned into a slimly, crusty, lying, scumbag freak with horns.
we dated?? :twisted:

oh yeah, sorry about all that.

No, we haven't. Save your sorry's for your girlfriend.

CrunchyPissCrystals · Wed Aug 13, 2003 11:48 pm

LuckyStrikes wrote:
CrunchyPissCrystals wrote:
LuckyStrikes wrote:
Mine turned into a freak before we broke up. That's why we parted. He turned into a slimly, crusty, lying, scumbag freak with horns.
we dated?? :twisted:

oh yeah, sorry about all that.
No, we haven't. Save your sorry's for your girlfriend.

Thank you for clearing that up :) . *mopping sweat from forehead*

Another (albeit bad) joke bites the dust.

Why yes, Mr. Zappa, this is a sears poncho.

Palinka (RIP) · Post by **Palinka (RIP)** » Thu Aug 14, 2003 2:35 am

You walked into that one, laddie.
Come to that, you sprinted into it.

Combat Rock · Post by **Combat Rock** » Thu Aug 14, 2003 7:16 am

My ex's turn into freaks after we break up cause they go crazy without me. At least that's what I like to think.

Joe Twelvepack · Post by **Joe Twelvepack** » Thu Aug 14, 2003 7:42 am

That must be what it is. Thanks for clearing that up, man.

Frankennietzsche · Post by **Frankennietzsche** » Thu Aug 14, 2003 9:06 am

Combat Rock wrote:My ex's turn into freaks after we break up cause they go crazy without me. At least that's what I like to think.

Hit the nail on the head!