Baseball

LuckyStrikes · Post by **LuckyStrikes** » Wed Aug 13, 2003 11:57 am

A friend invited me a baseball game. I liked going to games when I was a child. But as an adult alcoholic, I hate them. The sun in your face all day, the narrow seats, and I hate baseball park beer. Too expensive, foul tasting and by the time you get to the last half of it, its warm. The last time I attended a game, I looked down after a few sips and there was a huge fly floating it in. You can't smoke in most stadiums now either. They ruined baseball when they stop letting people bring coolers in. And of course the smoking ban. That's ruining everything.

Ok. Just a rant.

One for the Frog · Post by **One for the Frog** » Wed Aug 13, 2003 12:10 pm

Only sports I'm able to watch and do are pool, darts, some cards, and drink.

Joe Twelvepack · Post by **Joe Twelvepack** » Wed Aug 13, 2003 12:38 pm

A punk, a mod, and a skin walk into a bar. Each gets a beer. They look down and realize there's a fly in each beer.

The mod demands a new beer.
The punk drinks it anyway.

The skinhead grabs the fly by the wings and yells, "Spit it out, ya bastard, spit it out!"

MORRISON · Post by **MORRISON** » Wed Aug 13, 2003 12:56 pm

I hate the driving home part. Hell, on more than one occasion I've made it for tailgating but left when the game started.

M

SeeNoEvil · Post by **SeeNoEvil** » Wed Aug 13, 2003 1:23 pm

MORRISON wrote:Hell, on more than one occasion I've made it for tailgating but left when the game started.

The tailgating is the most fun anyway. When I go, I usually get there a little early and break out the cooler and the grill and have absolutely no intention of going to the game. 99% of the time I don't even have (or even tried to buy) a ticket.

MORRISON · Post by **MORRISON** » Wed Aug 13, 2003 1:33 pm

I've even stayed in the parking lot and listened to the game on the radio.

M

LuckyStrikes · Post by **LuckyStrikes** » Wed Aug 13, 2003 1:41 pm

MORRISON wrote:I've even stayed in the parking lot and listened to the game on the radio.

M

I'd rather stay home, with my booze right in front of me. The game always looks better on T.V. anyway.

And why are the women's restroom lines so long? You drink the piss water they sell you, try to get it out of your system as fast as you can, and then you stand in line for 30 minutes. They never have enough restrooms for women at stadiums.

Joe Twelvepack · Post by **Joe Twelvepack** » Wed Aug 13, 2003 1:44 pm

For Lucky:

http://www.restrooms.org/standing.html

LuckyStrikes · Post by **LuckyStrikes** » Wed Aug 13, 2003 1:54 pm

Joe Twelvepack wrote:For Lucky:

http://www.restrooms.org/standing.html

Thank you Big Joe. I'll start practicing tonight.

Joe Twelvepack · Post by **Joe Twelvepack** » Wed Aug 13, 2003 2:05 pm

You'll have to let us know when you "master" it.

One for the Frog · Post by **One for the Frog** » Wed Aug 13, 2003 2:12 pm

But mastering it doesn't help her. She will still have to queue at the restroom.

When all the ladies will be masters of this 'science', THEN there will be peace on Earth.

LuckyStrikes · Post by **LuckyStrikes** » Wed Aug 13, 2003 2:15 pm

I won't use the women's restroom after I master pissing standing up. The men's restrooms never have lines. And yes, I will look.

Joe Twelvepack · Post by **Joe Twelvepack** » Wed Aug 13, 2003 2:19 pm

hell, she could just stand up and piss off the bleachers.

One for the Frog · Post by **One for the Frog** » Wed Aug 13, 2003 2:21 pm

LuckyStrikes wrote:I won't use the women's restroom after I master pissing standing up. The men's restrooms never have lines. And yes, I will look.

you score. :D

One for the Frog · Post by **One for the Frog** » Wed Aug 13, 2003 2:23 pm

But wait a minute, that will generate extra traffic in the men's room.
Hey, Lucky, delete that link, now!