A friend invited me a baseball game. I liked going to games when I was a child. But as an adult alcoholic, I hate them. The sun in your face all day, the narrow seats, and I hate baseball park beer. Too expensive, foul tasting and by the time you get to the last half of it, its warm. The last time I attended a game, I looked down after a few sips and there was a huge fly floating it in. You can't smoke in most stadiums now either. They ruined baseball when they stop letting people bring coolers in. And of course the smoking ban. That's ruining everything.
Ok. Just a rant.
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The tailgating is the most fun anyway. When I go, I usually get there a little early and break out the cooler and the grill and have absolutely no intention of going to the game. 99% of the time I don't even have (or even tried to buy) a ticket.MORRISON wrote:Hell, on more than one occasion I've made it for tailgating but left when the game started.
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I'd rather stay home, with my booze right in front of me. The game always looks better on T.V. anyway.MORRISON wrote:I've even stayed in the parking lot and listened to the game on the radio.
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And why are the women's restroom lines so long? You drink the piss water they sell you, try to get it out of your system as fast as you can, and then you stand in line for 30 minutes. They never have enough restrooms for women at stadiums.
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