Slogan

CrunchyPissCrystals · Wed Aug 13, 2003 10:51 pm

California - "Makin' fun of democracy"

Episcopalian Church - "God's not dead, He's wrong"

G. W. Bush - "I'll kick yer ass"

W. J. Clinton - "I'll put it in yer ass"

undrunk me - " :shock: "

Drunk me - "Make it a double. Thanks :D "

Palinka (RIP) · Post by **Palinka (RIP)** » Wed Aug 13, 2003 11:02 pm

Palinka - Where's my drink? Fuck it! I'll have yours.

Savage · Post by **Savage** » Thu Aug 14, 2003 12:07 am

Savage Swiller, early this morning: I hate me.

Savage Swiller, tonight: Well, what do you know. When you abuse a drunk, he doesn't remember it the next day. I still don't like me much, though.

Savage · Post by **Savage** » Thu Aug 14, 2003 12:09 am

At least I got to wake him from his drunken stupor with wonderful news, and he deserves it, even though he pissed me off royally.

One for the Frog · Post by **One for the Frog** » Thu Aug 14, 2003 2:34 am

One for the frog - One for the frog!

fdoosey · Post by **fdoosey** » Thu Aug 14, 2003 4:38 am

DPAW - "Go fuck yourself Captain Mike Davis!" :)

fdoosey - Damn, I can't come up with anything...maybe in a week.

Chelsea40oz · Post by **Chelsea40oz** » Thu Aug 14, 2003 6:57 am

My friend, who doesn't drink said something really super funny at the bar and I can't remember what it was. And it wasn't "Another coke." I don't know. Normally I commit these things to memory... :?

I told her I was going to steal it.

Combat Rock · Post by **Combat Rock** » Thu Aug 14, 2003 7:08 am

SCREECHING WEASEL

"Slogans"

Words are stirring
your anger's burning
You could really use a
slogan right now
Eighteen and feeling kinda mean
cause you're sick and fucking
tired out being pushed
around and around
Up and fucking down
You wanna believe
there's an answer well
there's not and the funny
thing about it is that two
hours later they're just words
that you seem to have forgot
Don't think about what's right
or wrong just leave the
thinking to your boss
Do what you're supposed to now
Your heart is pounding
your feet hit the ground
You wanna see some
action right now
Feeling strong gonna right
some wrong gonna raise your
banner and stand up tall and proud
Don't tell me ideology has a
thing to do with it
You like to think you're
different but you're all one
fucked up power trip
And I really don't give a shit
what you happen to believe in
Now you can finally begin
to feel like you fit in
Don't ever listen to yourself
You'll fuck it up just like
you always do
Someone will be there to
explain your job so do it

Hugh Janblack · Post by **Hugh Janblack** » Thu Aug 14, 2003 7:46 am

Hugh Janblack - Other people have opinions. I have facts.

Joe Twelvepack · Post by **Joe Twelvepack** » Thu Aug 14, 2003 7:49 am

Joe - Stop thinking, start drinking.

(okay, Hard Skin said it first. You got a fuckin problem?)

Barca · Post by **Barca** » Thu Aug 14, 2003 2:25 pm

Barcalounge: Sex is good, getting drunk lasts longer.

Chelsea40oz · Post by **Chelsea40oz** » Thu Aug 14, 2003 5:36 pm

"Hatred doesn't justify the swirly."

Now what in the hell? Last night it was downright ingenious. :?

bloaargh · Post by **bloaargh** » Thu Aug 14, 2003 5:49 pm

zin - "Ahhh, dry martini overdose. Well, many fine books have been written in prison!"

Dan Quixote · Post by **Dan Quixote** » Thu Aug 14, 2003 6:35 pm

undrunk Me: "Just leave the bottle, thanks."

Drunk Me: "Once bread becomes toast, it can never go back..."

Post by **Oggar** » Fri Aug 15, 2003 3:51 am

"Funny, I don't remember that." (Often spoken in the morning)