I did it again.

UnkleLemmy · Post by **UnkleLemmy** » Thu Aug 21, 2003 12:20 pm

Why didn't I think of this sooner? Once again, there was nobody to go to lunch with so I went to the Firdays across the street, had a nice sandwich and got mildly lit. I'm still undrunk enough to do my job, but I have a nice pleasant buzz that will help the time pass. Sigh. I should have thought of this sooner.

MORRISON · Post by **MORRISON** » Thu Aug 21, 2003 12:22 pm

I don't have the guts to do that. I already smell like liqour from last night.

M

UnkleLemmy · Post by **UnkleLemmy** » Thu Aug 21, 2003 12:27 pm

MORRISON wrote:I don't have the guts to do that. I already smell like liqour from last night.

M

Well, my "guts" are overated. I'm being "layed off" from this job in a week so I could give a crap of what they think of me. In fact I'm thinking of bringing a flask in for my last day just for the heck of it. Going to me "exit interview" wasted would make it so much more fun. And what are they gonna do anyways, fire me?! :twisted:

LuckyStrikes · Post by **LuckyStrikes** » Thu Aug 21, 2003 12:52 pm

UnkleLemmy wrote:
MORRISON wrote:I don't have the guts to do that. I already smell like liqour from last night.

M
Well, my "guts" are overated. I'm being "layed off" from this job in a week so I could give a crap of what they think of me. In fact I'm thinking of bringing a flask in for my last day just for the heck of it. Going to me "exit interview" wasted would make it so much more fun. And what are they gonna do anyways, fire me?! :twisted:

Drunk at lunch. I can't do it. I would drink too much too fast, come back doing somersaults down the hallway and belting out show tunes.

When I lived in Los Angeles I got a lay off notice at my job. A bunch of us were being laid off. The last week we took 2 hour lunches and drank margarita's. Then we'd sit in the car in the parking lot and smoke (the good stuff) and come back in with clouds of smoke trailing us and reeking of tequila. What could they say? You're fired!?!

Uncle Sal · Post by **Uncle Sal** » Thu Aug 21, 2003 12:52 pm

Damn Lemke, how'd you get photos of my senior prom date?

dasbeaver · Post by **dasbeaver** » Thu Aug 21, 2003 1:46 pm

I find two pints at lunch gives a nice mild buzz that will get you by until about 3:00. Then, by the time you are anticipating the after work beer the day is almost over, its a win-win situation.

I still don't do it too ofteen though.

UnkleLemmy · Post by **UnkleLemmy** » Thu Aug 21, 2003 1:54 pm

DasBeaver wrote:I find two pints at lunch gives a nice mild buzz that will get you by until about 3:00. Then, by the time you are anticipating the after work beer the day is almost over, its a win-win situation.

I still don't do it too ofteen though.

I had 2 1/2 pints (one was a tall) and 3 good sized shots of Jaeger. Just enough to keep me going.

Savage · Post by **Savage** » Thu Aug 21, 2003 2:18 pm

Lemikulla, do tell us. Who is she?

Uncle Sal · Post by **Uncle Sal** » Thu Aug 21, 2003 4:19 pm

It's Lemmy herself

Uncle Sal · Post by **Uncle Sal** » Thu Aug 21, 2003 4:20 pm

no, wait, wrong uncle, that's me...

Frankennietzsche · Post by **Frankennietzsche** » Thu Aug 21, 2003 4:43 pm

Savage Swiller wrote:Lemikulla, do tell us. Who is she?

I was under the impression it was the mug shot from that drunken wedding reception in canada.

Uncle Sal · Post by **Uncle Sal** » Thu Aug 21, 2003 4:45 pm

shit, I'm married?
where's dinner?

Palinka (RIP) · Post by **Palinka (RIP)** » Thu Aug 21, 2003 6:57 pm

In the dog?

UnkleLemmy · Post by **UnkleLemmy** » Fri Aug 22, 2003 7:10 am

Frankennietzsche wrote:
Savage Swiller wrote:Lemikulla, do tell us. Who is she?
I was under the impression it was the mug shot from that drunken wedding reception in canada.

Frank is correct. I could only dream of knowing such a lovely lass in person.

MORRISON · Post by **MORRISON** » Fri Aug 22, 2003 8:06 am

Hey Lemmy, are you going to do it again?

M