I did it again.
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I did it again.
Why didn't I think of this sooner? Once again, there was nobody to go to lunch with so I went to the Firdays across the street, had a nice sandwich and got mildly lit. I'm still undrunk enough to do my job, but I have a nice pleasant buzz that will help the time pass. Sigh. I should have thought of this sooner.
Savage: "Unkle Lemmy looks just like his avatar, and that is hawt. Also, he sends me a crate of bourbon every month and for this, when I die, he will inherit my castle in Savagonia, and my 72 virgins. (They are all good boys, and very hard workers.)"
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Well, my "guts" are overated. I'm being "layed off" from this job in a week so I could give a crap of what they think of me. In fact I'm thinking of bringing a flask in for my last day just for the heck of it. Going to me "exit interview" wasted would make it so much more fun. And what are they gonna do anyways, fire me?! :twisted:MORRISON wrote:I don't have the guts to do that. I already smell like liqour from last night.
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Savage: "Unkle Lemmy looks just like his avatar, and that is hawt. Also, he sends me a crate of bourbon every month and for this, when I die, he will inherit my castle in Savagonia, and my 72 virgins. (They are all good boys, and very hard workers.)"
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Drunk at lunch. I can't do it. I would drink too much too fast, come back doing somersaults down the hallway and belting out show tunes.UnkleLemmy wrote:Well, my "guts" are overated. I'm being "layed off" from this job in a week so I could give a crap of what they think of me. In fact I'm thinking of bringing a flask in for my last day just for the heck of it. Going to me "exit interview" wasted would make it so much more fun. And what are they gonna do anyways, fire me?! :twisted:MORRISON wrote:I don't have the guts to do that. I already smell like liqour from last night.
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When I lived in Los Angeles I got a lay off notice at my job. A bunch of us were being laid off. The last week we took 2 hour lunches and drank margarita's. Then we'd sit in the car in the parking lot and smoke (the good stuff) and come back in with clouds of smoke trailing us and reeking of tequila. What could they say? You're fired!?!
Voices tell me to buy the bigger bottle!
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I had 2 1/2 pints (one was a tall) and 3 good sized shots of Jaeger. Just enough to keep me going.DasBeaver wrote:I find two pints at lunch gives a nice mild buzz that will get you by until about 3:00. Then, by the time you are anticipating the after work beer the day is almost over, its a win-win situation.
I still don't do it too ofteen though.
Savage: "Unkle Lemmy looks just like his avatar, and that is hawt. Also, he sends me a crate of bourbon every month and for this, when I die, he will inherit my castle in Savagonia, and my 72 virgins. (They are all good boys, and very hard workers.)"
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Frank is correct. I could only dream of knowing such a lovely lass in person.Frankennietzsche wrote:I was under the impression it was the mug shot from that drunken wedding reception in canada.Savage Swiller wrote:Lemikulla, do tell us. Who is she?
Savage: "Unkle Lemmy looks just like his avatar, and that is hawt. Also, he sends me a crate of bourbon every month and for this, when I die, he will inherit my castle in Savagonia, and my 72 virgins. (They are all good boys, and very hard workers.)"