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Re: Haiku, how drunk are you?

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I'm feelin' good now
I pissed myself now again
While writing this poem
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Re: Haiku, how drunk are you?

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Not entirely sure what constitutes a haiku
Think it has something to do with Wayne's World
Having a beer
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Re: Haiku, how drunk are you?

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tomodon wrote:Not entirely sure what constitutes a haiku
Think it has something to do with Wayne's World
Having a beer

You are quite confused
But that's okay, our drunk friend
We like you this way
like tears in rain
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Re: Haiku, how drunk are you?

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Struggling to walk now
My bladder is very full
Piss in a bottle.
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Re: Haiku, how drunk are you?

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I was just starting out tonight

Ready to get drunk tonight

hope I don't piss myself
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Drunk again, said I
Wouldn't do it anymore
Who am I kidding
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Drinking bourbon here
Concerned of eternal fate
Oh, need a refill.
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Re: Haiku, how drunk are you?

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I shall drink today
drive undrunkenness away
I shall drink tonight
There's a game called drinking, it's a lot like solitaire

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Five syllables here
Seven syllables go here
And then five again
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Some drink straight, some mixed
My only mixer is ice
Lovely destruction
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Re: Haiku, how drunk are you?

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I have no money
I won't be drinking today
I am very sad.
The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist.
GFYCMD- Go Fuck Yourself, Captain Mike Davis.
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Re: Haiku, how drunk are you?

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I sit here with a beer

getting drunk as evening comes

later I will stagger off to bed full of beer
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Its my umpteenth beer
my job starts in 2 hours
oh fuck
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Can hide my drunkeness
Except from cops
I take the bus everywhere
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Re: Haiku, how drunk are you?

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Some of you fuckers
Stink at writing haiku poems
Now back to drinking
I'll miss you, pallie.
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