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who says nobody drinks on TV

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Drew Carey's cologne.

"Liquor and tums"

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I fucking missed something. DAMMIT!
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massivedrunk wrote:Drew Carey's cologne.

"Liquor and tums"

Quote to a woman

"Don't go sobering up"
Liquor and tums is a great fragrance, is it not?

You need to teach me to cook and make beer Dave. Yep. It's a must.
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Pish posh...he was a Marine.
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Anyone who says people don't drink on tv should watch the following shows;
Will and Grace-Karen is probably the biggest drunk on tv "what kind of dinner party is this...the vodka's warm"
The Simpsons-Homer "to alcohol the cause of and solution to all of life's problems"
Family Guy-Brian "I really didn't expect this. Top shelf bar, and the guy really knew his stuff. He made me a Mojito. I don't think it sounds gay. (Downs the drink in one sip) MO-JI-TO"
this post brought to you by #summerofmargaritas10 cause, yeah it's going to be that kinda of summer where mixed drinks with tequila is going to taste all types of good and stuff, this summer '10 get yourself some margaritas and holler at ya boy.
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Drew Carey? what is this some sorta Cleveland thing?

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UnkleLemmy wrote:Drew Carey? what is this some sorta Cleveland thing?

Ps-Dave sodomizes antelopes.
You saw the pictures, too?
Drink your fucking drink, how about that? Stop the fuckin' presses, isn't it genius??
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Mayhem wrote:
UnkleLemmy wrote:Drew Carey? what is this some sorta Cleveland thing?

Ps-Dave sodomizes antelopes.
You saw the pictures, too?
Saw them? I took them!
Savage: "Unkle Lemmy looks just like his avatar, and that is hawt. Also, he sends me a crate of bourbon every month and for this, when I die, he will inherit my castle in Savagonia, and my 72 virgins. (They are all good boys, and very hard workers.)"
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UnkleLemmy wrote:
Mayhem wrote:
UnkleLemmy wrote:Drew Carey? what is this some sorta Cleveland thing?

Ps-Dave sodomizes antelopes.
You saw the pictures, too?
Saw them? I took them!
Oh, well that's just creepy. I knew you guys were close, but...
Drink your fucking drink, how about that? Stop the fuckin' presses, isn't it genius??
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aren't you guys forgetting the ultimate drinking show MASH? Still on reruns on the Hallmark Channel. Those guys drink on every episode.
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DrnkBrnxBmbr wrote:aren't you guys forgetting the ultimate drinking show MASH? Still on reruns on the Hallmark Channel. Those guys drink on every episode.

ummmm ultimate drinking...hallmark channel, for some reason those two just don't seem to work together in my world....
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"Rescue Me" and "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia" has some good drinkin' in it
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DrnkBrnxBmbr wrote:aren't you guys forgetting the ultimate drinking show MASH? Still on reruns on the Hallmark Channel. Those guys drink on every episode.
There's a Hallmark Channel?
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Men behaving badly!!!!
American sit"coms"make me want to end lives.

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Bewitched.

Darrin was sucking down Martinis like a fish.
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