My cold beers are hot

[BeerMakesMeSmart]

My cold beers are hot
and my hot dogs are cold
my wolrd's upside down
or so i've been told.
no more can i see straight
not from lack of trying
oh sweet lord jesus
won't you speed up this dying.
it's got me feeling low
way beneath the gutter
i need to make my way
beyond all the clutter.
i'd show all these bastards
i'd stick it right to 'em.
i'd take this fuckin' pen
and stick it right through 'em.
but that's just a dream
but it's one i hold dear
now please excuse me
while i cry in my beer.