I need to laugh or kill something

Savage · Post by **Savage** » Sun Jan 14, 2007 1:09 am

been up since 5 and a half o'clock. Sold a rhinestoned fez to a strange old man. Weird guy with big eyeballs tried to seduce my Pandora away from her home. Ate chicken that died a horrible death; also got sunburned and frostbite too. Now I'm drinking bourbon with you. And shit--forgot to close doors. Afraid Grumpy drunk will fall into fire.

ivan · Post by **ivan** » Sun Jan 14, 2007 1:14 am

Your life has meaning.

Go forth and be filled with more awesomeness, if that's possible.

steved2112 · Post by **steved2112** » Sun Jan 14, 2007 1:26 am

I look forward to being a crazy old man. I can bitch at girlie and wear sweaters. And start paying attention to the weather.

Savage · Post by **Savage** » Sun Jan 14, 2007 1:28 am

And tell them young 'uns that the weather was really weather, back in your day.

scsigrrl · Post by **scsigrrl** » Sun Jan 14, 2007 1:40 am

have some bouurbon, savage..

fiyah · Post by **fiyah** » Sun Jan 14, 2007 1:41 am

Kill another drink! YEAH

Sigh Co. · Post by **Sigh Co.** » Sun Jan 14, 2007 8:29 am

i'm with ya

G_W · Post by **G_W** » Sun Jan 14, 2007 9:12 am

I say laugh WHILE you kill something.

ivan · Post by **ivan** » Sun Jan 14, 2007 9:14 am

I say you shold kill a bottle of Evan Black or Maker's. And then laugh.

& · Post by & » Sun Jan 14, 2007 1:52 pm

whistle while you work?

MethFront · Post by **MethFront** » Sun Jan 14, 2007 2:25 pm

ampersand wrote:whistle while you work?

Yodel while you SLAY!!!

DrunkAgain · Post by **DrunkAgain** » Sun Jan 14, 2007 4:20 pm

..put out Grumpy yet?

Savage · Post by **Savage** » Mon Jan 15, 2007 12:03 am

When I was a young'un, bourbon was Bourbon, and Ol' Blue Eyes could drink it without shame. Also, it was uphill in the snow to school, both ways *, and we had to actually read stuff and everything, in between watching Disney films and coloring inside the lines on the mimeographed hand-outs of the insides of whales and stuff.

*I lived in Huntington Beach, California (aka Surf City)

ivan · Post by **ivan** » Mon Jan 15, 2007 5:21 am

I miss mimeographs. The purply goodness.

I also miss writing an anarchistic underground high school newspaper. But that's another topic.

Gin McGuinness · Post by **Gin McGuinness** » Mon Jan 15, 2007 6:30 am

Laugh while you hurl crystal goblets down some stairs... works for me. Of course now that I've sacked the maid... nah, it would still be a tension releaser.