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hello all heres the quick story. i come home from work the last two days to see a door tag from fed ex saying they cant leave me a package for i have to sign for it. i call em up and tell them to deliver it today earliest as possible. my door rings at four o' clock PM and the mysterious package is now mine. yes, its been a long while but i come here to say thanks to Tipsy McStagger for i have finally received me tequila from you, the secrete santa.
i work on a tug boat, though its not this exact one. garr!
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um er, i wouldnt want to meet a secrete santa. sounds kinda gross. secret santa is what i obviously ment.
i work on a tug boat, though its not this exact one. garr!
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Now if I could only get someone to send me some absinthe...
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goofydoofus wrote:i call em up and tell them to deliver it today earliest as possible. my door rings at four o' clock PM
Isn't FedEx fucking great?
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sighco wrote:
goofydoofus wrote:i call em up and tell them to deliver it today earliest as possible. my door rings at four o' clock PM
Isn't FedEx fucking great?
yea, i wasted most of my day off waiting for it. but i kept busy with beer. also, on the package was a fed ex sticker that said. MUST SIGN FOR PACKAGE. MUST SHOW ID. DO NOT DELIVER TO PERSON WHO IS INTOXICATED. 2 out of the 3 the man ignored.
i work on a tug boat, though its not this exact one. garr!
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All of these things are the reasons why people in our office have stuff delivered to them at work. You should see us in December.
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A santa gift from Tipsy in June must be like a Sam Adams winter lager in August.
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steved2112 wrote:A santa gift from Tipsy in June must be like a Sam Adams winter lager in August.
I have no idea what's going on.

So here's a picture of bunnies eating weed.

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I love Christmas in July!

Oh. It's only June. Shti. You're fucked. Send it to me and i[ll test it. Pubic

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My Secret Santa fucked me over twice. Fuck Christmas!
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Rooster wrote:My Secret Santa fucked me over twice.
Some of us have to pay extra for that. Plus another fifty bucks for her to just put on the damn costume and strap-on.
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Methfront wrote:
Rooster wrote:My Secret Santa fucked me over twice.
Some of us have to pay extra for that. Plus another fifty bucks for her to just put on the damn costume and strap-on.
Well, that sounds liek somethg y'all'll have to work out on your own. My HBE secret santa did send your that they were sorr I didn't get my gift because they drank it all. I guess that's good enough for me. the spirit (pun possibly intended) was there.
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Rooster wrote:My Secret Santa fucked me over twice. Fuck Christmas!
better late than never, eh dave.

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