Proper Drunk Clothing
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Proper Drunk Clothing
Hi all. I'm 21 and looking to get my first fine-looking suit. The problem is, I have no idea what brand to look for, or where to start at all. Any suggestions?
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A lot of these drunk generally end up without pants...so you might want to get one of those key chain clapper things attached to the belt.
Go to the Men's Wearhouse tell the chick you want a suit and don't know shit...you'll have three girls fussing over you and mix/matching all that shit. Make sure they scotch guard it for puke. Tell them you work in food service management.
Go to the Men's Wearhouse tell the chick you want a suit and don't know shit...you'll have three girls fussing over you and mix/matching all that shit. Make sure they scotch guard it for puke. Tell them you work in food service management.
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"The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane"-Marcus Aurelius
And afterwords we can run amok! Or if you're too tired, we can walk amok.
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Frickin' words of a genius!Hanging Judge wrote:A lot of these drunk generally end up without pants...so you might want to get one of those key chain clapper things attached to the belt.
Go to the Men's Wearhouse tell the chick you want a suit and don't know shit...you'll have three girls fussing over you and mix/matching all that shit. Make sure they scotch guard it for puke. Tell them you work in food service management.
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Be sure to tell them to measure the inseam... all 3 of themHanging Judge wrote:A lot of these drunk generally end up without pants...so you might want to get one of those key chain clapper things attached to the belt.
Go to the Men's Wearhouse tell the chick you want a suit and don't know shit...you'll have three girls fussing over you and mix/matching all that shit. Make sure they scotch guard it for puke. Tell them you work in food service management.
You raise the blade, you make the change
You re-arrange me 'till I'm sane
You lock the door
And throw away the key
There's someone in my head but it's not me.
You re-arrange me 'till I'm sane
You lock the door
And throw away the key
There's someone in my head but it's not me.
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well if we're going for functionality, definitely go with a black plastic bag and 3 holes cut out..nic of 1000 corpses wrote:dickies.
vomit-proof.
PS, the bottom hole is for peeing..
22:21 Thirsty i was too drunk to be high
[13:22] <@Veen> I need to find the penis monster
[23:03] <@fabric> dont masturbate to me
[13:22] <@Veen> I need to find the penis monster
[23:03] <@fabric> dont masturbate to me
i like to drink in my birthday suit.
skin armani baby
edit: Skin armani or Skarmani: when you are plastered and reckon that the outfit you have on, chosen carefully a bunch of beers ago, is not as attractive as being as nature intended.....
eg: "See Bundy the other night? got so muntered he wound up in his Skarmani... one of his socks landed in a girls Moist Gusset."
skin armani baby
edit: Skin armani or Skarmani: when you are plastered and reckon that the outfit you have on, chosen carefully a bunch of beers ago, is not as attractive as being as nature intended.....
eg: "See Bundy the other night? got so muntered he wound up in his Skarmani... one of his socks landed in a girls Moist Gusset."
I took the Judge's advice and it turned out well. If you puke a lot, as I do, scotch guard is a must. I ruined my suit during an infamous visit to a wedding in Canada. The Men's Warehouse has a reasonable selection, and they'll tailor the suit there for you. It's not a bad gig... and you'll find out if you really like wearing suits or not. It's sort of Business Wear with Training Wheels.
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Navy blazer, khakis, cotton dress shirt in either white or light blue.
This is the single most functional outfit for a Drunkard man. Special occasion? Red tie with navy accents (either paisley or diagonal stripes), black Chucks. More casual? No tie, collar open, unbleached white Chucks. Even more casual? Leave the jacket at home, untuck the shirt, roll the shirtsleeves about halfway up the forearm. Stick with the unbleached white Chucks.
And it's never out of style. Never 100% the fashion of the day, either, so it's not a dated look. And for the love of all that is holy, don't get pleated khakis, or those with a half-elastic waistband.
This is the single most functional outfit for a Drunkard man. Special occasion? Red tie with navy accents (either paisley or diagonal stripes), black Chucks. More casual? No tie, collar open, unbleached white Chucks. Even more casual? Leave the jacket at home, untuck the shirt, roll the shirtsleeves about halfway up the forearm. Stick with the unbleached white Chucks.
And it's never out of style. Never 100% the fashion of the day, either, so it's not a dated look. And for the love of all that is holy, don't get pleated khakis, or those with a half-elastic waistband.
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