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BRITAIN has suffered its first PIRATE attack in nearly 200 years — on the Mersey in Liverpool.

A cargo ship was boarded by two Scousers disguised as deck hands.

But they left with nothing after crew rumbled the pair and chased them off.

The ship’s foreign owner reported the raid to the International Chamber of Commerce’s Maritime Bureau.

Officials logged it as an “attempted pirate attack”, making it the first recorded incident to hit our coastline since the 1820s. RTFA
The scurvy dogs I bet left with nothing when they found no Rum on board. Arrr!
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Whats a Scouser?
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Sixpack595 wrote:Whats a Scouser?
Methfront's mom. It's her "weekend outfit"*


*In her defense, she's a classy classy lady and nobody should bother her as such.
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Sixpack595 wrote:Whats a Scouser?
A Scouser is a Liverpool townie, with Scouse being their accent.
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Christmas is festive time of year and everyone knows that festivities attract pirates.
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Oggar wrote:Christmas is festive time of year and everyone knows that festivities attract pirates.
Avast, ye Scouser dogs! Rum and bacon for me wenches and mates!!
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...love those pirate babes...
just stay away from my rum...
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cloud8 wrote:
Oggar wrote:Christmas is festive time of year and everyone knows that festivities attract pirates.
Avast, ye Scouser dogs! Rum and bacon for me wenches and mates!!
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I was on that ship this summer. I kept my hands in my pockets and didn't touch anything...
Bundy wrote:"I say Rooster old bean! sally forth with another pair of pink gins for these jolly lovely gels and we'll see if they arent up for a spot of rumpy pumpy before we have to dash off and give Jerry another sound thrashing, what? Tally ho!"
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Lifer wrote:
cloud8 wrote: Avast, ye Scouser dogs! Rum and bacon for me wenches and mates!!
I was on that ship this summer. I kept my hands in my pockets and didn't touch anything...
Really?!? What boat was she? I went for a short cruise once on a tall ship--the Barbara Negra (here she is tied up in Savannah)--out of Newport, R.I. When we had left the harbor, and the captain cut the engine, and we were driven only by the wind filling the antique canvas, I was transported for a thrilling moment to the 19th century.
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cloud8 wrote:
Lifer wrote:
cloud8 wrote: Avast, ye Scouser dogs! Rum and bacon for me wenches and mates!!
I was on that ship this summer. I kept my hands in my pockets and didn't touch anything...
Really?!? What boat was she? I went for a short cruise once on a tall ship--the Barbara Negra (here she is tied up in Savannah)--out of Newport, R.I. When we had left the harbor, and the captain cut the engine, and we were driven only by the wind filling the antique canvas, I was transported for a thrilling moment to the 19th century.
Awwww...bringing back old memories. I grew up going to the tall ships festival....so much fun as a kid but far more fun in later years after I discovered rum and coats with big pockets. >;}
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cloud8 wrote:
Sixpack595 wrote:Whats a Scouser?
A Scouser is a Liverpool townie, with Scouse being their accent.
Traits also include wallowing in self-pity, stealing from their own and not winning the top-flight football league for at least 17 years.
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cloud8 wrote:
Lifer wrote:
cloud8 wrote: Avast, ye Scouser dogs! Rum and bacon for me wenches and mates!!
I was on that ship this summer. I kept my hands in my pockets and didn't touch anything...
Really?!? What boat was she? I went for a short cruise once on a tall ship--the Barbara Negra (here she is tied up in Savannah)--out of Newport, R.I. When we had left the harbor, and the captain cut the engine, and we were driven only by the wind filling the antique canvas, I was transported for a thrilling moment to the 19th century.
I can't bloody well remember her name, but she had some scenes in the Johnny Depp pirates movies as well, though I'm not sure which.

Beautiful ship, though.
Bundy wrote:"I say Rooster old bean! sally forth with another pair of pink gins for these jolly lovely gels and we'll see if they arent up for a spot of rumpy pumpy before we have to dash off and give Jerry another sound thrashing, what? Tally ho!"
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Whilst the girls in Pirates probably have no gag reflex left, the thought of any of 'em leaning over the rail tossing chow is a little disturbing...

Oh wait, what's that funny feeling down there?
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