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Fred O'Lisby
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I am back tonight!

Post by Fred O'Lisby »

I've been drinking less the past few months, not like a normal person but less than a drunkard, and I haven't been a smoker for a long long time. Tonight I'm getting falling down drunk smoking Pall Mall reds reckless drunk. I'm listening to Tom Waits, don't give a shit, Beast Ice, want to get laid, tomorrow don't matter. I think you know what I mean.
Earlie Cuyler: Allow me to explain the contamination process. Pine cones go in here, party liquors comes out here and proceed to here.
[points to mouth]
Earlie Cuyler: Fights begin, finger prints are took, days is lost, bail is made, court dates are ignored, cycle is repeated.

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