Where ever you are, get outta there! Dogshit on the trees would be my final strawscream ale wrote: ↑Sat Jan 08, 2022 12:56 pmIf I got snowed in would I eat things hanging from trees?
I guess if it got down to eating nothing and eating random shit hanging from trees. But I'd inspect it carefully because people around here tend to tie little baggies of dog shit to low hanging branches. Yes they clean up after their dogs but they're just too dumb and/or lazy to throw in their own garbage.
The say what's on your mind thread ....
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That is one of the oddest things I've ever heard of. And this comes from a guy who has seen someone shit off a roof, down a chimney, in a bathtub, off a high dive, and on a BBQ!scream ale wrote: ↑Sat Jan 08, 2022 12:56 pmIf I got snowed in would I eat things hanging from trees?
I guess if it got down to eating nothing and eating random shit hanging from trees. But I'd inspect it carefully because people around here tend to tie little baggies of dog shit to low hanging branches. Yes they clean up after their dogs but they're just too dumb and/or lazy to throw in their own garbage.
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You'll eat anything to stay alive, even other humans. 😒
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How do you know that, you don`t even know what kind of matching sauces I have stored in the fridge right now
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If you're OldDale does that mean there's an OldRustyShackleford? I sure hope so.
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I could have bought expensive Beer.
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Instead I bought Perlenbacher from LIDL and I drink it straight out of the plastic bottle.
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I hope so too!Rye and Coke wrote: ↑Sat Jan 15, 2022 12:32 pmIf you're OldDale does that mean there's an OldRustyShackleford? I sure hope so.
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All Bars are closed.
All I have is Beers.
How many?
Booze is faster and more direct.
We can only continue and hope for better times.
All Bars are closed.
All I have is Beers.
How many?
Booze is faster and more direct.
We can only continue and hope for better times.
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Re: The say what's on your mind thread ....
huh? wha?...... what did I miss...????
What’s on my mind......???? tonight as I work my way through a bottle of Jameson, it’s friends here from years ago. Some still here. Some have passed on to their great heavenly reward in the pub in the sky. New folk have wandered in and the beer is still cold here in The Pub. Somebody reach down behind the bar, go bottom shelf and find that dusty bottle of 10 High that’s been collecting dust back there. Nobody puts Baby in the corner. Crack that seal. Pour them wide and deep. To each and everyone of you magnificent bastards.
I keep waiting for someone to dig through the Rochester lost and found to find Mayhem’s lost camera from that night we decided to Karaoke and he ended up in ER and I ended up on a hotel room floor in a pool of vomit. If anyone finds it, burn that SD card.... Memories like that are best kept by the faded memories I still cherish every time I crack the seal on a new bottle.
What’s on my mind......???? tonight as I work my way through a bottle of Jameson, it’s friends here from years ago. Some still here. Some have passed on to their great heavenly reward in the pub in the sky. New folk have wandered in and the beer is still cold here in The Pub. Somebody reach down behind the bar, go bottom shelf and find that dusty bottle of 10 High that’s been collecting dust back there. Nobody puts Baby in the corner. Crack that seal. Pour them wide and deep. To each and everyone of you magnificent bastards.
I keep waiting for someone to dig through the Rochester lost and found to find Mayhem’s lost camera from that night we decided to Karaoke and he ended up in ER and I ended up on a hotel room floor in a pool of vomit. If anyone finds it, burn that SD card.... Memories like that are best kept by the faded memories I still cherish every time I crack the seal on a new bottle.
fuck em man, it ain't easy walkin the righteous path.
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Say, Dale. Take a tip from a moderator: it is unnecessary to create a new thread for every random thought that crosses your mind. In fact, it is unappreciated. Many of these threads you’ve created could have easily been fit into other threads and only clutter things up. So please, very kindly, I ask that you knock it the fuck off.
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Another reason why I don`t do Karaoke, it will always end up with Doug Ross pumping alcohol samples in your lifeless body
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Re: singular thought threads
Yes! Seconded. It's getting kind of cattywampus up in here, and this goes for everyone, not only Dale. This type of stuff was highlighted in Palinka's posting guidelines, but since nobody reads it...Badfellow wrote: ↑Sat Jan 15, 2022 5:38 pmSay, Dale. Take a tip from a moderator: it is unnecessary to create a new thread for every random thought that crosses your mind. In fact, it is unappreciated. Many of these threads you’ve created could have easily been fit into other threads and only clutter things up. So please, very kindly, I ask that you knock it the fuck off.
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The one-track thoughts that don't seem relevant to anything can be posted here in this very thread. It's even stickied at the top in the Pub for your drunken convenience, and you can even change the subject line in your post (as I did) to get your point across. The drunkard that came up with the genius idea summed it up perfectly:
Brillliant.Illiniwek wrote: ↑Sat Mar 29, 2008 2:13 pmI know that many of the regulars have been here for years, and I've been here for weeks, so I make this suggestion with all due respect. However, there are so many threads that are based on a singular thought, that last a short while, that don't sustain a conversation, that maybe we need this thread. Just post random thoughts here instead of starting a whole new thread. That's what's on my mind.
There's also a Random Shit thread in the Pub as well, if that is more applicable for one's random thoughts.
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Which thread is this, btw?🤦♂️
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