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- whiskeyprick
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Re: Issues
amd who broke the chat fer fucks sake?
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- whiskeyprick
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Re: Issues
guess i'll go to bed now, threat thwarted. [eople still suvk
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- Smatter Noguts
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Re: Issues
Boo Hoo.
What about me? WHAT ABOUT MY NEEDS?
Sitting on a small lake shore while my ride cleans his hovel, undrunken.
It's dark.
I;m stoned .
Hope he's rememebering I'm here to take home.
I remain the world's 8,777th greatest advocate of dinking alone. In the dark
What about me? WHAT ABOUT MY NEEDS?
Sitting on a small lake shore while my ride cleans his hovel, undrunken.
It's dark.
I;m stoned .
Hope he's rememebering I'm here to take home.
I remain the world's 8,777th greatest advocate of dinking alone. In the dark
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Re: Issues
That's what happens when you try to fit 20 lbs. of shit into a 5 lbs. bag.
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- Rev. Dead Corpse
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Re: Issues
I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT'S GOING ON!!!!
My coffee obviously needs more Jameson.
My coffee obviously needs more Jameson.
<insert something profound here>
Re: Issues
After another vodka I seeeeeeeme to get it,Rev. Dead Corpse wrote:I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT'S GOING ON!!!!
My coffee obviously needs more Jameson.
wait, sorry no.
Drink!
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Re: Issues
this post brought to you by Blackout
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Re: Issues
whiskeyprick wrote:this post brought to you by Blackout
Many of the best ones are!
"I don't start the day. I continue the night."
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"What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch?"
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Sorry I forgot to call
Okay, so it's like olden times, here in the Big Pink Pile of Stucco. Grumpy is asleep on the couch, I am here talking to you drunken reprobates, and aside from extreme fatigue, I'm doing okay, I guess. Only one more shot from nurse Grumpy, before I see the pulmonary folks at the hospital. Pulmonary embolism, guess where I got that? Same place I got pneumonia--the damn hospital. Hey kids: Morphine is cool, if you want to forget. I lost several days of my life, when Grumpy was told to sign the papers for me to have an operation that might kill me or else I would just die in agonizing pain. Hmm...I don't remember pain, or several days after the operation, so I got that going for me, despite having less hair than a baby chicken has feathers.
All right. Enough of that boring medical crap. Get out the cudgels and whips; I am drinking. Yeah, I could die.
But so could anyone. Anytime. Whatever. Some poor guy in town here got knifed to death by strangers, for no apparent reason. He was just here to have some drinks and a reunion with family members. WTH?
The rest of the world and the USA might be having rain, but we in Tumbleweed Junction still suffer from extreme drought. My roses look dead, no one with a heart or brain has a lawn, and God help you if you put in a swimming pool back in the day. I make do with hiding behind drawn blinds, air conditioner on 80, pretending I live somewhere green and oceanic. Over the years, various relatives of mine have moved to the Pacific Northwest, and all they did/do is complain about the constant rain. I'd like to roll them in honey, stake them out on my dead lawn, and wait for the ants. Nah, I'm too nice for that. But God help you if I run out of Makers Mark.
All right. Enough of that boring medical crap. Get out the cudgels and whips; I am drinking. Yeah, I could die.
But so could anyone. Anytime. Whatever. Some poor guy in town here got knifed to death by strangers, for no apparent reason. He was just here to have some drinks and a reunion with family members. WTH?
The rest of the world and the USA might be having rain, but we in Tumbleweed Junction still suffer from extreme drought. My roses look dead, no one with a heart or brain has a lawn, and God help you if you put in a swimming pool back in the day. I make do with hiding behind drawn blinds, air conditioner on 80, pretending I live somewhere green and oceanic. Over the years, various relatives of mine have moved to the Pacific Northwest, and all they did/do is complain about the constant rain. I'd like to roll them in honey, stake them out on my dead lawn, and wait for the ants. Nah, I'm too nice for that. But God help you if I run out of Makers Mark.
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Re: Sorry I forgot to call
Fuck woman, I'll have a drink with you
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Re: Sorry I forgot to call
Here is to our dear Lady Savage. I raise a heaping glass of Makers to your health, spirit and wisdom. We miss you.
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Re: Sorry I forgot to call
Cheers babe!
Re: Sorry I forgot to call
Cheers and Welcome Back!
Kick some ass and show 'em who's Boss!
Why do I picture you in the season finale of Shameless? Is that all you got, fucker?
Kick some ass and show 'em who's Boss!
Why do I picture you in the season finale of Shameless? Is that all you got, fucker?
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter
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Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice
If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice
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Re: Sorry I forgot to call
Tankards very much, y'all. Drinks all around, bartender!
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