The say what's on your mind thread ....

[Savage]

You know what is nice about getting older? You no longer have to give a sheet about what you eat or how much you drink. It's all downhill from here on in. Tonight we supped on mass quantities of bourbon and leftover baked potato. I know there was steak somewhere in the chiller, but that will have to do for breakfast, I suppose.

[Dear Booze]

You know what is nice about getting older? You no longer have to give a sheet about what you eat or how much you drink. It's all downhill from here on in. Tonight we supped on mass quantities of bourbon and leftover baked potato. I know there was steak somewhere in the chiller, but that will have to do for breakfast, I suppose.

[Badfellow]

You know what is nice about getting older? You no longer have to give a sheet about what you eat or how much you drink. It's all downhill from here on in. Tonight we supped on mass quantities of bourbon and leftover baked potato. I know there was steak somewhere in the chiller, but that will have to do for breakfast, I suppose.

[Absinthe Of Malice]

You know what is nice about getting older? You no longer have to give a sheet about what you eat or how much you drink. It's all downhill from here on in. Tonight we supped on mass quantities of bourbon and leftover baked potato. I know there was steak somewhere in the chiller, but that will have to do for breakfast, I suppose.

[Savage]

Oh stop it
I had the leftover steak today, one rung over high rare, with onions and mayo on some wicked sourdough bread, I mean so sour it smells like your brother's sock.

(My brothers were so disgusting that Daddy painted their room brown. Once a week my Mom would go in there to harvest the sox and tighty whities and other disgusting specimens. Even the cat would not go in there. My mother found a snail under one of their beds.

I find it rather surprising that I did not grow up a lesbian.

[Savage]

I used to love beer. When I was young and broke, we drank beer. I think it was less than two dollars a sixer. When I was a little girl, our tv was always on the fritz, so on Saturday, Daddy would set up a broken chunk of mirror on the floor in front of the tv and pull out tubes. We would go to a drugstore that had a tube tester. And still, that damn B/W tv didn't work very well, despite being full of new tubes. Daddy used to go through a shortie of Budweiser, and sometimes two. He would ask me, what does it look like now? Still fuzzy, Daddy, I would reply.

Now my baby has a tv you see as soon as you walk in the front door. It is as big as a double bed. I'm pretty much bored as hell with tv, but the kids like it. Whatever, I used to wake up early, and fix myself a bowl of sugary grain cereal and watch the Saturday morning cartoons. I hear that those no longer exist. That makes me sad.

I'm sorry. What was the question, again?

[Dear Booze]

Yes! Fuck yes! That's where we're at. Instant Pots & Air Fryers. I have twin nieces who both got married within the last three years. Those two things were on their lists.

Also, for some reason, Corn Hole sets.

[Patchez]

MMMmmm insta fried corn hole.

[scream ale]

Cornholio

[Nausea]

Cornholio

How that got so popular is one of the mysteries of life.

[oettinger]

Cornholio

How that got so popular is one of the mysteries of life.

Aiirreeee youuuuu listeninggggg?

[scream ale]

He needs teepee for his bunghooooole.

[Savage]

Does anyone else get as annoyed as I do at calling barely out of childhood young people millenials? For heaven's sake! My girls were born in the 1980's and they are millenials. My younger grandchildren are not. They are some Z thingy, I guess. I am just grossed out that I am considered a boomer, which apparently that pig Trump is. My parents did not even get married until the mid fifties. Daddy served in the Navy between wars. My little girl did Marine intelligence. (no jokes. I will cut you.)Farking squids.

[scream ale]

I was born in the mid 80's and often get lumped in with the retard parade known as Millenials. It's nothing I'm proud of.

[oettinger]

I always wanted to be part of D generation X because it sounds cool. But nah I am generation Why?