The say what's on your mind thread ....

[Badfellow]

Those are all unofficial, greeting card, copy and paste holidays. You remind me of a guy I hired named Jack Torrence.

[Badfellow]

Day Drunk Day on the 8th of Drunkuary? Will that interfere with my regular afternoon or night drinking?

[Dear Booze]

Day Drunk Day on the 8th of Drunkuary? Will that interfere with my regular afternoon or night drinking?

Well, recognizing the fact that you are unable to chew gum and fart at the same time, the answer is yes. Yes it will probably fuck your life up pretty bad.

[scream ale]

Irish whisky day and mulled wine day. On the same day? That won't end well.

[Badfellow]

Day Drunk Day on the 8th of Drunkuary? Will that interfere with my regular afternoon or night drinking?

Well, recognizing the fact that you are unable to chew gum and fart at the same time, the answer is yes. Yes it will probably fuck your life up pretty bad.

I will have you know that I fart and chew gum at the same time just fine, thank you very much.

[Rye and Coke]

Bud Light is a perfectly fine beer...THERE I SAID IT!

[Lush City]

I say, if you are a true drunkard, everyday is a holiday in disguise. Also, I just discovered I can't walk and fart at the same time. I have to stop and give myself away if someone is around.

[Artful Drunktective]

I say, if you are a true drunkard, everyday is a holiday in disguise.

Hey I like that! I should always think of it that way.

[Rye and Coke]

I love discovering new threads and realizing that, not only have I already responded to them, but I responded recently.

[Badfellow]

I love discovering new threads and realizing that, not only have I already responded to them, but I responded recently.

That’s kind of like Oettinger who loves telling stories and not realizing that, not only has he already told them, but told them recently.

[Savage]

Joy of Cooking
Some kind of first aid guide, or what to do if you can't afford the emergency room and someone is bleeding or waving their broken wing in your face or soiling your carpet with all the messy chidbirth schmutz.
also, Joy of Sex, in case you cannot figure out how to fit rod A into slot B
Some guy named Frank's book about enjoying life
Some book by some old guys that is full of incest and rape and murder and so forth. I think churches hand them out. Also, if you travel, you can steal them from motels.
I forget the other one, but that would make more than three, so we are good
Oh wait and a good cocktail book
though Joy has a lovely drinks chapter
oh and the bible and Grimms fairy tales, if you like good fiction see, the Bible.

[Savage]

math is hard

[JudgeLyonell]

math is hard

Said every psychologist in their 2nd semester of college

[Badfellow]

Joy of Cooking
Some kind of first aid guide, or what to do if you can't afford the emergency room and someone is bleeding or waving their broken wing in your face or soiling your carpet with all the messy chidbirth schmutz.
also, Joy of Sex, in case you cannot figure out how to fit rod A into slot B
Some guy named Frank's book about enjoying life
Some book by some old guys that is full of incest and rape and murder and so forth. I think churches hand them out. Also, if you travel, you can steal them from motels.
I forget the other one, but that would make more than three, so we are good
Oh wait and a good cocktail book
though Joy has a lovely drinks chapter
oh and the bible and Grimms fairy tales, if you like good fiction see, the Bible.

Three books you need in the house:

*Joy of Cooking (sixth edition)

*The Voynich Manuscript

*Handbook for the Recently Deceased

[Savage]

that every morning, I check the news, hoping to see Betty White still alive, and Trump dead. Every day, I am halfway gratified.