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I have more enoug whiskeey in my belly to float a boat. I love you god damnit if you cock sucerd ever post up fucking drink
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texas? pfft.......
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say word brother, sa word!
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Everyone knows that everything counts.

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Kick it, Bigtfoot!
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It's 1300 here in Slingawhore, I've got a belly full of booze, lookin up information about diving courses, lookin' over this lovely board, making invitations for Small Fry's end-of-school party, cooling a tres leches cake in the kitchen and listen to Waylan all from the comforts of my silk robe.... I think we Texans do it all right.
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Gin McGuinness wrote:It's 1300 here in Slingawhore, I've got a belly full of booze, lookin up information about diving courses, lookin' over this lovely board, making invitations for Small Fry's end-of-school party, cooling a tres leches cake in the kitchen and listen to Waylan all from the comforts of my silk robe.... I think we Texans do it all right.
i guess. plush shinerbock. but texas stole my woman, so i will hate her forever, present company not withstanding.
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don't mess with Texas . . .you might step in shit.
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Gin McGuinness wrote:It's 1300 here in Slingawhore, I've got a belly full of booze, lookin up information about diving courses, lookin' over this lovely board, making invitations for Small Fry's end-of-school party, cooling a tres leches cake in the kitchen and listen to Waylan all from the comforts of my silk robe.... I think we Texans do it all right.
SSSSHHHHEEEEEEEeeeeiiiiiIIIIItttttTTTTT!
Ya'll Texans done us all right, all right!(except for that Connecticut Yankee wannabe... ahem...)

Ya I'm still here, drunk and ornery...
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Palmwine Drunkard wrote:
Gin McGuinness wrote:It's 1300 here in Slingawhore, I've got a belly full of booze, lookin up information about diving courses, lookin' over this lovely board, making invitations for Small Fry's end-of-school party, cooling a tres leches cake in the kitchen and listen to Waylan all from the comforts of my silk robe.... I think we Texans do it all right.
SSSSHHHHEEEEEEEeeeeiiiiiIIIIItttttTTTTT!
Ya'll Texans done us all right, all right!(except for that Connecticut Yankee wannabe... ahem...)

Ya I'm still here, drunk and ornery...
oh yehhhh? you finally finish that bottle in your slum?
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Nothing.....nothing good ever happened to me in Texas. If I never go back we'll both be pleased.

don't mess with Texas.....I live these words.
Proverbs 31:6&7

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i already said my piece.
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