What would you rather be, in the context of alcohol.
Lightweight pros: Cheap to get drunk, more fun quicker, less health concern
Lightweight cons: Socially unacceptable to be publicly wasted, vulnerability
Heavyweight pros: Kudos in some social circles, longer nights
Heavyweight cons: Health concerns/issues over quantity consumed , more alcohol(money) required, rasin for a liver.
Lightweight vs Heavyweight
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Re: Lightweight vs Heavyweight
Sarge will be along shortly to espouse all of the plusses of being a full blown, hard core, never lookin' back lightweight.
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Re: Lightweight vs Heavyweight
I vote middleweight.
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Re: Lightweight vs Heavyweight
Which would you rather be?
This assumes that some of us have a choice...
This assumes that some of us have a choice...
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Re: Lightweight vs Heavyweight
Is it possible to have the thirst of a lightweight and the tolerance of a heavyweight?
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Re: Lightweight vs Heavyweight
I wish I could hang like a heavyweight but only spend money like a lightweight.
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Re: Lightweight vs Heavyweight
+1 to that. If I could somehow be more of a heavyweight but have the financial ease of a lightweight I would consider that a worthy existence.waahoohah wrote:I vote middleweight.
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Re: Lightweight vs Heavyweight
can i vote for heavy duty lightsaber?
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Re: Lightweight vs Heavyweight
Being a lightweight would be nice. I just went on a drinking trip and of course ended up being the one to watch out for everyone else because they were all drunker than I was. And believe me, I wasn't drinking slowly.
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Re: Lightweight vs Heavyweight
Tough one, but at least when everyone collapsed, all the booze left is for you and you only.Resident Asshole wrote:Being a lightweight would be nice. I just went on a drinking trip and of course ended up being the one to watch out for everyone else because they were all drunker than I was. And believe me, I wasn't drinking slowly.
Plus you can drink it without your pants on.
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Re: Lightweight vs Heavyweight
There. Fixed that for ya Boozy.El Boozificator wrote:Tough one, but at least when everyone collapsed, all the booze left is for you and you only.Resident Asshole wrote:Being a lightweight would be nice. I just went on a drinking trip and of course ended up being the one to watch out for everyone else because they were all drunker than I was. And believe me, I wasn't drinking slowly.
Plus you can drink it without your trousers on.
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Re: Lightweight vs Heavyweight
Who want's to be a lightweight? Drinking capacity is something to be envied, not ashamed of. It's one of things that separates drunkards from the rest of the drinkers out there. Hold your head high (if you can lift it), for you can swill a ton. The ability to drink others under the table is something that earns respect in drinking circles, and if you can do it with class, even better.
Having said that, I wish my ass wasn't so fat. But it's hard to be a heavyweight without being heavy.
Having said that, I wish my ass wasn't so fat. But it's hard to be a heavyweight without being heavy.
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Re: Lightweight vs Heavyweight
I'd classify myself as a super "belter"-weight.
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Re: Lightweight vs Heavyweight
Light weights do whut they can....
....heavyweights do whut they have to.
....heavyweights do whut they have to.
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