It's getting hard to be a drunkard
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It's getting hard to be a drunkard
I'm over a liter through a handle of vodka that I have been mixing with diet coke. As you can tell, I'm typing very well and right now I'm only feeling slightly tipsy. Given, I'm 6'5" and over 300 pounds but still... this is a lot of booze for me to be feeling so undrunk. I'm wondering if I should go on a month long hiatus (sp?) and see if I can't lower my tolerance. At the same time I don't remember my last night without a drink or 12. Hmm... Decisions decisions.
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Re: It's getting hard to be a drunkard
vodka and diet coike?
i'm soryry. Imusthave miasssded something
i'm soryry. Imusthave miasssded something
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Re: It's getting hard to be a drunkard
Rot gut, cheap as you can get vodka. I drink so much of it that it has become my drink of choice. Yeah
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Yer a big boy. Takes a lot to bring you down.
But what's with the diet soda?
No hangovers, either--am I right? It's genetic. Enjoy it.
But what's with the diet soda?
No hangovers, either--am I right? It's genetic. Enjoy it.
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you won't make it a month. you think you will, but you will not.
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Though I'm no chemist, I speak from much experience with diet coke; I drink @ 1 liter a day of the stuff. Don't know what all chemicals are in it besides the caffeine, but it's definitely got a speedy thing going on, which might be slightly muting the alcohol's effect. Switch to mixing w/fruit juice and I'll bet you'll notice the vodka more.
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I have days like that sometimes. Just the other week I started drinking SJ's at about half ten. Carried on through the afternoon, stopped drinking at lunch time for about an hour and a half, then carried on till midnight with newcastle brown ales. I'm nowhere near 6'5" or 300 pounds, and should have been hammered, but went home with barely a stagger. Maybe part of it depends on mood?
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I stopped drinking this past week for 4 days and today on the start of my 5th day of undrunkenness I bought a 5th of some gin and started drinking a tad here and there before work , and I have to be in at 7:30 and I was feeling it after having close to a half pint...so I say take a minute off and start up again, you'll gain your whits and you will feel that nice warm monkey on your shoulder again...
oh and I'm only 5'10 and around 210lbs of monkey..
oh and I'm only 5'10 and around 210lbs of monkey..
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This is true. I went 3 days once and it felt like a month. Yuck!ruiner wrote:you won't make it a month. you think you will, but you will not.
Scrap the soda and bring another mixer into the fold. No sense in "dehydrating" yourself for 30 days to adjust your tolerance. That's just silly.
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Just don't eat food and start drinking earlier in the day.
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switch to Wild Turkey 101, there will be a difference.
and it will be noticeable.
and it will be noticeable.
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drunkensooner wrote:Just don't eat food and start drinking earlier in the day.
Yeah, what he said..
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Re: It's getting hard to be a drunkard
Yeah I usually can make it Sunday and Monday night without getting drunk, but by Tuesday night I want to hit the pints.Shmoo wrote:This is true. I went 3 days once and it felt like a month. Yuck!ruiner wrote:you won't make it a month. you think you will, but you will not.
Scrap the soda and bring another mixer into the fold. No sense in "dehydrating" yourself for 30 days to adjust your tolerance. That's just silly.
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Riddeford: I'm craving indian food. WTF?
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<@Veen> First one was just a standard hangover puke.
<@Veen> Second one was when I was at lunch with my ex and had some ham that was way too dry.
<@Veen> Third one was just a bit ago when I read that vagina story.
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I'm sorry, but I am just irked by the Vodka and Cola. I don't even care if it is diet, what the fuck are you doing mixing Vodka with cola???
WTF, man! If you want to fuck up some Vodka just hand me the glass of straight up version. I'll dip the tip of my dick in it and that way we can ruin Vodka like meant to do it.
WTF, man! If you want to fuck up some Vodka just hand me the glass of straight up version. I'll dip the tip of my dick in it and that way we can ruin Vodka like meant to do it.
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Re: It's getting hard to be a drunkard
That's the downside to being a 'heavyweight' (high tolerance) - you have to spend more money and time in order to get a good buzz going. Welcome to the club.
I don't know if switching to a different mixer will help, but you can always try. May I suggest grapefruit juice? Vodka mixed with just a little bit of grapefruit used to be one of my favourite drinks - until it turned out I was allergic to grapefruit (no joke).
Anyway, best wishes to ya Bigfoot, and may you find the way to Blackout Island again.
I don't know if switching to a different mixer will help, but you can always try. May I suggest grapefruit juice? Vodka mixed with just a little bit of grapefruit used to be one of my favourite drinks - until it turned out I was allergic to grapefruit (no joke).
Anyway, best wishes to ya Bigfoot, and may you find the way to Blackout Island again.
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