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Should I stay where I am or keep looking for a new job?
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Both. Yeah, quit when there's someplace better to go.
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When I was quite young, I thought starship captains measured interstellar distance in parsnips.Lord Thurstongus wrote: ↑Sun Feb 04, 2018 12:55 amOne time I grew white carrots that tasted like radishes.
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Parsnips are small pieces of parsecs. As in "I am 48,000,000,000 parsnips close to being a genius."
Plus or minus 14-2/3.
Plus or minus 14-2/3.
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It is 179 days until the happiest day of the year, Mistah Willahs. (Unless I messed up my math again.) I'm looking for some more skellies, anyhow. Did you know that they tend to crumble a bit, when stored in outside sheds and garages? That darned 107 degrees heat does them in every time. And this year, I am going to go all out and get one of those real mermaid tails for our little skellie mermaid. I think her ukulele playing suitor will like that.
Er, where am I? I think I need a nap before 0900 brunch.
Er, where am I? I think I need a nap before 0900 brunch.
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Bestest, creepiest time of the year, when the thin veil between the living and the dead is at its most sheer...
Would you also make a Pirate rival suitor skellie?
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We Might Be Robots?mistah willies wrote: ↑Sat May 12, 2018 7:28 amBestest, creepiest time of the year, when the thin veil between the living and the dead is at its most sheer...
Would you also make a Pirate rival suitor skellie?
I am trying to think of costume. I keep thinking of my Wonderland on LSD sort of idea. But I don't know how I will herd the psychedelic costumed cats. And I don't know if I am strong enough to carry the rather massive outfit I have in mind. (Including headress, of course.)
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Close, but it's pretty certain that you for one would appreciate the name of the band: "Death Cab for Cutie" because, ya know, it's friggin funny.Savage wrote: ↑Sun May 13, 2018 12:24 amWe Might Be Robots?mistah willies wrote: ↑Sat May 12, 2018 7:28 amBestest, creepiest time of the year, when the thin veil between the living and the dead is at its most sheer...
Would you also make a Pirate rival suitor skellie?
I am trying to think of costume. I keep thinking of my Wonderland on LSD sort of idea. But I don't know how I will herd the psychedelic costumed cats. And I don't know if I am strong enough to carry the rather massive outfit I have in mind. (Including headress, of course.)
Do you think it's ill advised for me to have out candies in a greasy bathrobe? I won't live in this rental much longer anyway...
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I really think that you should hand out the candies while wearing a Mighty Mouse costume.mistah willies wrote: ↑Sun May 13, 2018 3:30 amClose, but it's pretty certain that you for one would appreciate the name of the band: "Death Cab for Cutie" because, ya know, it's friggin funny.Savage wrote: ↑Sun May 13, 2018 12:24 amWe Might Be Robots?mistah willies wrote: ↑Sat May 12, 2018 7:28 am
Bestest, creepiest time of the year, when the thin veil between the living and the dead is at its most sheer...
Would you also make a Pirate rival suitor skellie?
I am trying to think of costume. I keep thinking of my Wonderland on LSD sort of idea. But I don't know how I will herd the psychedelic costumed cats. And I don't know if I am strong enough to carry the rather massive outfit I have in mind. (Including headress, of course.)
Do you think it's ill advised for me to have out candies in a greasy bathrobe? I won't live in this rental much longer anyway...
"Here I come to save the day! Mighty Mouse is on his way. Hear I come to save the day, and if you eat that candy your teeth will go away!
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You know, I actually used to try to song that in the opera voice he used, but that was back when I was young.
I don't think the costume will fit, but I'll try...
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Do any of our voices mean anything here? :|
I'm just trying to have a little fun while the earth explodes to be honest. Is this a war simulation or what! :D All we do is fight fight fight! But my close friends are okay! Maybe we all need more close friends I dunno.
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Long live David Icke!