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TheBigCasino · Post by **TheBigCasino** » Fri Nov 12, 2010 7:47 pm

Drunk purchases rule. After my "The Best of The Counting Crows" experience, i have completely figured out a way around drunk purchases. I have a favorites list on Amazon, when I get wasted, I cruise right on to that favorites list, and 3 - 4 days later, I get fun surprises in the mail - all of which I actually want. It works out. Bigtime.

ThirstyDrunk · Post by **ThirstyDrunk** » Fri Nov 12, 2010 9:36 pm

That's a good plan Casino, but it seems alot of my latenight drunk purchases come from chatting with other drunks. I know Fiyah is at least partially responsible for some of these. The didgeridoo is cool and the sword cane is pretty neat, but insect candy? And I had to have $99 worth!
I can see myself giggling drunkenly as I ordered. What the hell

Fabricsoftner · Post by **Fabricsoftner** » Sat Nov 13, 2010 1:36 am

You gotta let us know how that stuff tastes

Post by **Mr Boozificator** » Sat Nov 13, 2010 1:40 am

We also have to know if the turtles find it to their liking.

ThirstyDrunk · Post by **ThirstyDrunk** » Sat Nov 13, 2010 1:47 am

i'll be damned if I give $99 worth of candy to my turtles.
They are hibernating now anyway, they wont eat again til March

Post by **Mr Boozificator** » Sat Nov 13, 2010 1:53 am

ThirstyDrunk wrote:i'll be damned if I give $99 worth of candy to my turtles.
They are hibernating now anyway, they wont eat again til March

Oh, right, I always forget that there is also a winter season in Ohio. I tend to think things stay as I have left them forever.
Maybe you can lure some twenty something girls into entering your place with those candies, you know, saying things such as: "come to my place, it's warm and cosy, and I have candy for you".
If you say it with the right tone of voice, the police should normally be there like four minutes later, and some of them are good drinking companions.

ThirstyDrunk · Post by **ThirstyDrunk** » Sat Nov 13, 2010 2:13 am

Fabricsoftner wrote:You gotta let us know how that stuff tastes

yea, at 99 bucks I may be eating this shit for a week. I should be able to come up with a recipe or two by then.
I'm already thinkin one of them dollar packets of instant gravy.
Crickets and gravy?

sorry -garvy

Savage · Post by **Savage** » Sat Nov 13, 2010 10:17 am

I woke up this morning, to a cheery message from ebay. I have to pay for two gravestones. I have no memory of ordering them, but they seem very nice.

TheBigCasino · Post by **TheBigCasino** » Sat Nov 13, 2010 10:29 am

Merry Savage Yule wrote:I woke up this morning, to a cheery message from ebay. I have to pay for two gravestones. I have no memory of ordering them, but they seem very nice.

well you got me beat.

I remember years back, ordering an edelbrock carburator for an engine I didn't own and a car I didn't have.

good times.

Fabricsoftner · Post by **Fabricsoftner** » Sat Nov 13, 2010 10:37 am

I checked my log in the chat, and found where you bought this

I'd either go for the bacon and cheese or the sour cream and onion

ThirstyDrunk · Post by **ThirstyDrunk** » Sat Nov 13, 2010 11:59 am

Merry Savage Yule wrote:I woke up this morning, to a cheery message from ebay. I have to pay for two gravestones. I have no memory of ordering them, but they seem very nice.

Replacements for lost Halloween items?

Savage · Post by **Savage** » Sat Nov 13, 2010 1:08 pm

ThirstyDrunk wrote:
Merry Savage Yule wrote:I woke up this morning, to a cheery message from ebay. I have to pay for two gravestones. I have no memory of ordering them, but they seem very nice.
Replacements for lost Halloween items?

Or planning ahead, perhaps.

The gargoyle arrived yesterday.

MethFront · Post by **MethFront** » Sat Nov 13, 2010 1:57 pm

I once woke up to a hangover and an iTunes library brimming with Lionel Richie. You got off easy.

TheBigCasino · Post by **TheBigCasino** » Sat Nov 13, 2010 3:40 pm

methfront wrote:I once woke up to a hangover and an iTunes library brimming with Lionel Richie. You got off easy.

Lionel Richie?? sweet, I'll be right baclk.

fiyah · Post by **fiyah** » Sat Nov 20, 2010 9:01 am

[00:40] <Thirsty> I'll send you some Crick-ettes
[00:40] <Thirsty> hahah
[00:41] <FabricLaptop> Ill eat em
[00:46] <Thirsty> Chillin on some RUSH
[00:48] <Thirsty> well its over now
[00:55] <Thirsty> well
[01:13] <Thirsty> I'm about to buy a bunch of f ake snoe
[01:13] <Thirsty> fsake snow
[01:13] <Thirsty> fake dammit
[01:16] * Veen (~[email protected]) has joined #drunkardchat
[01:40] <Thirsty> $100 worth of fake snow
[01:42] <Veen> ?
[01:44] <Thirsty> yep
[01:45] <Veen> nice

Don't blame me this time..

I only encourage you to buy cool shit..

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