[00:40] <Thirsty> I'll send you some Crick-ettes
[00:40] <Thirsty> hahah
[00:41] <FabricLaptop> Ill eat em
[00:46] <Thirsty> Chillin on some RUSH
[00:48] <Thirsty> well its over now
[00:55] <Thirsty> well
[01:13] <Thirsty> I'm about to buy a bunch of f ake snoe
[01:13] <Thirsty> fsake snow
[01:13] <Thirsty> fake dammit
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[01:40] <Thirsty> $100 worth of fake snow
[01:42] <Veen> ?
[01:44] <Thirsty> yep
[01:45] <Veen> nice
Don't blame me this time..
I only encourage you to buy cool shit..
Like Snuggies
<@Riddeford> lying on the ground laughing then going to get drunk on a pier. isn't what was fabric was born to do?
<apE> if theyd spend half as much time drinking as they do bitching, itd all be good
<@Fabric> Pint: why do I feel like shit?
<%pint> Fabric: people
<@fiyah> you're unemployed and drunk, you have no standards
Yeah I bought fake snow last night. And you get free shipping on orders over $99.
I remember thinking it would be funny to send some to my friends in San Diego. That was last night. Today it seems rather frivolous.
One time, when we were overseas, Grumpy got a catalog from some company that sold hairless, frozen mice. They thanked him for being a good customer, and offered him a discount. Then some gay porn offers arrived, along with some other really weird stuff. To this day, we don't know who signed him up for every weirdo list in the world. At first, we suspected the dirty ex, but she is too fucking stupid to come up with anything so perversely amusing. Though right after we got married, we were inundated with offers for funeral plots and fat girl clothes. (I was not fat, so I suggested we send them back on to the ex, who looked/looks like a Sherman tank.) And I still wonder: What the hell does anyone need with hairless frozen mice?
well, apparently i also bought some owl turds that you can disect and they have like mouse bones in em and shit.
the hairlesss frozen ones are for kebabs
ThirstyDrunk wrote:well, apparently i also bought some owl turds that you can disect and they have like mouse bones in em and shit.
the hairlesss frozen ones are for kebabs
Well, owl turds I can understand. But hairless frozen mice? Trainer butt-popsicles for those working up to hamsters?
Nice lookin' display there buddy. Oh, I've got a have tub of frozen night crawlers I can send you, and for you no charge. I hear they're fabulous with ranch and hot sauce.
What's the shelf life on insect candy? I know that an owl turd will last almost indefinitely in the freezer. But don't chocolate covered cockroaches go bad after a couple of years?
What ever happened with this? Is there any more left?
They are long gone. I ate some of them but the best thing to do with them is give em away for Chrismast. All of my local family and friends got a box of either Crick-ettes or Larv-ettes, and I know a select few drunkards also got some in the mail. The nasty fried bugs became a chrismas challenge at the Greygoose/MamaGoose household, Two-Hearted said they were a cherished part of their chrismas dinner, fiyah threw them in the trash and drank the jameson, and I think Screwball ate em outright, or dumped em in a box of Chex Mix and ate em while stoned, which kinda sounded like a good idea.
Y'all might as well start getting used to it - INSECTS ARE THE PROTEIN OF THE FUTURE!
Here is the link for any curious drunkard: http://hotlix.com/candy/
I had almost forgotten about this, now I just hope I don't end up buying the shit again tonight.
