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Apparently I did some online shopping this past weekend. Someone here probably knows why the HELL I bought $99 worth of fuckin INSECT CANDY. I'm looking at YOU Fiyah.
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You bought $99 of bug candy and you work in a candy warehouse?

Man, that is fucked up.

I'd blame Fiyah.
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Sonic Screwball wrote:You bought $99 of bug candy and you work in a candy warehouse?

Man, that is fucked up.

I'd blame Fiyah.
Yeah I'm pretty sure he probably had something to do with it.

So what do you want for Krixmas? Got a hankerin for some Larv-ettes, Crick-ettes, or chocolate ants?
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ThirstyDrunk wrote:
Sonic Screwball wrote:You bought $99 of bug candy and you work in a candy warehouse?

Man, that is fucked up.

I'd blame Fiyah.
Yeah I'm pretty sure he probably had something to do with it.

So what do you want for Krixmas? Got a hankerin for some Larv-ettes, Crick-ettes, or chocolate ants?
I say send Fiyah the lot C.O.D.

That'll show that a-hole.
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Unfortunately I payed for it with my card and shipment is due here tomorrow.

Mmmmmmmm...Crick-ettes. I got BBQ, Salt n Vinegar, and Ranch flavored.
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Ya know, sorority girls will eat anything with ranch on it.

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HAHAHA!

I'm afraid this is my fault. I bought a box of Crick-ettes for Halloween for my nephews. I was unfortunately the only one drunk enough to chow down on those crispy lil' motherfuckers. No doubt, I was espousing their non-virtues on the chat....

Sorry, Thirsty. But I must say....I can't imagine I actually *recommended* them, for they are vile. Both the salt and vinegar and the sour cream and onion.
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Hahahahahahahahaqha!

(see that q that snuck in there?)


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Cliffie S. Bockerson wrote:HAHAHA!

I'm afraid this is my fault. I bought a box of Crick-ettes for Halloween for my nephews. I was unfortunately the only one drunk enough to chow down on those crispy lil' motherfuckers. No doubt, I was espousing their non-virtues on the chat....

Sorry, Thirsty. But I must say....I can't imagine I actually *recommended* them, for they are vile. Both the salt and vinegar and the sour cream and onion.
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Negative.. I had nothing to do with that.. You were mostly absent on chat this weekend..

...unless you showed up during my blackout, during which you can't blame me..
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I'm still disappointed you didn't buy those cans of ass-spray..
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ThirstyDrunk wrote:Apparently I did some online shopping this past weekend. Someone here probably knows why the HELL I bought $99 worth of fuckin INSECT CANDY. I'm looking at YOU Fiyah.
In order to feed the turtles maybe?
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ThirstyDrunk wrote:Unfortunately I payed for it with my card and shipment is due here tomorrow.

Mmmmmmmm...Crick-ettes. I got BBQ, Salt n Vinegar, and Ranch flavored.
Nacho Cheese...Btw, get them baked instead of fried...much healthier that way.
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ThirstyDrunk wrote:Apparently I did some online shopping this past weekend. Someone here probably knows why the HELL I bought $99 worth of fuckin INSECT CANDY. I'm looking at YOU Fiyah.
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Fucking hilarious!!
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