how to start this bender?

[rc483]

i decided to dump my ball breaking gf. i didnt drink for a month (almost) just to make her happy, then the other night i went over to her place with a six pack and drank 3, she spent an hour telling me how i shouldnt drink and i realized this is history, i cant deal with this ho.

so how to get this bender started.

whisky and beer are my go to, i don't drink much else but if anyones got some suggestions i wanna hear them, any good winter beers or anything else

Cheers

[BigDog49]

Tall boy, shot, Tall boy, shot.. repeated until straight ahead vision becomes a tad skewed. Then make ur self a whiksey neat. Stay at an even glow till sunset. Then full bore till blackout island.

Wake up. Three more tall boys. Proceed with double digit shots. Then beers throughout the afternoon. More whiskey in the late/afternoon early evening.

Repeat, or make your own adjustments.

[BigDog49]

Also, you may wanna grab yourself a dew FOur Lokos before they are pulled.

[JohnnyT]

and just when you think you can't possibly drink anymore whiskey, slam a tequila shot. Then chug a beer. You'll feel like a goddamn hero.

[rc483]

thank god for this place! im out to drunkify the bitch out of my mind, beer first!

[Resident Asshole]

thank god for this place! im out to drunkify the bitch out of my mind, beer first!

Pour out a shot of apple pucker for her first. Then Boilermakers!

[Bur]

thank god for this place! im out to drunkify the bitch out of my mind, beer first!

never been big beer drinkr meself but best of it for you and your bender

[Frankennietzsche]

Natty Ice for breakfast! That'll start you on a good footing. Make sure to put the bucket next to your chair.

[Savage]

i decided to dump my ball breaking gf. i didnt drink for a month (almost) just to make her happy, then the other night i went over to her place with a six pack and drank 3, she spent an hour telling me how i shouldnt drink and i realized this is history, i cant deal with this ho.

so how to get this bender started.

whisky and beer are my go to, i don't drink much else but if anyones got some suggestions i wanna hear them, any good winter beers or anything else

Cheers

Wait, what? Your girl was unhappy when you drank three beers? Or am I dumbgirl and missing something? She sounds like a butthead.

[Bluto]

Since you're four days in now it's time to get yourself some wine. The wine buzz is a whole diferent animal than whiskey. Also, grab yourself a fifth of vodka and mix up a couple Brutal Hammers. It's in your best interest.
cheers

[G_W]

Remember to do something she would think wildly inappropriate. Preferably to her person or property.

[Savage]

And then buy her flowers that smell bad.

[fizzmaster]

Buy booze. Drink booze. Buy booze. Drink booze. Go to the bar. Go to an after party. Drink their booze. Wake up, keep drinking. Buy booze. Drink Booze. Repeat ad infinitum.

[TheBigCasino]

if you have to ask how to start a bender, it's over for ya.

Just roll with it. Keep the alcohol heavy and the sleep light.

[Booz Hound]

I think i'm in the middle of one, drink strong rum like a fucking pirate. AAAAAARRRRRRRRRGGGGHHHHH!