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That was just a rumor...(and that SOB promised not to tell!)
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that aint no hood. my hood has a fucking rooster. and this aint no farm, that piece of shit neighbor of mine keeps that fucker 20ft from my bedroom. i tried to tell him, but no estaba espanol
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I'm surprised there aren't any roosters here. Plenty of hispanics though.

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A few years ago, while I was out in soCal, I cruised my old hood to see a former neighbor I hadn't seen in @35yrs. Lotsa new houses and renos and obvious signs of yuppification. Stayed the night and, sure enough, there were roosters crowing in the morning from several directions.

You CAN go home again.

Ohh...and there's some BIG-ass roosters near my house in Belgium.
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I like the part about (15) Guns & Ammo (buy whatever you want with that). And BBQ.

But not the Lawyer so much. Unless you're callin' Saul. 1-800-ASK-GARY is pretty sleazy too.

call 1-900-BADFELLOW...

Not only will we rent your furniture and flat screens for you, we'll also do easy-pay finance at 98% APR and lease your kids as indentured servants against your DUI, DWI, DWIT&A, Hooters and other offenses. Camel Cash accepted 1/100th percent face value.
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ruiner wrote:that aint no hood. my hood has a fucking rooster. and this aint no farm, that piece of shit neighbor of mine keeps that fucker 20ft from my bedroom. i tried to tell him, but no estaba espanol
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We don't need a Criminal Lawyer, we need a Criminal Lawyer.
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TheBigCasino wrote:We don't need a Criminal Lawyer, we need a Criminal Lawyer.
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What hood do you live in Aquaman?

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Although contained within an actual City, my hood has a nickname. It's called Skunk City.

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I have two neighbor that have chicken and roosters I have three bars in 5 minutes by walking from my house And a
beer distributer the same distance away. Hey I got a cop and drug dealer and a church on the same church.

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Aquaman wrote:Although contained within an actual City, my hood has a nickname. It's called Skunk City.
Ooh, I used to live a couple of blocks from a place like that. When we first got married, Grumpy and I lived in a charming 1950's apartment, with turquoise tile kitchen counters and jalousie windows and a pink sink. We used to walk to Anita's restaurant, when we could afford to eat out (cost $10.00 including tax and tip, for the two of us!), on paydays, and then walk off the burritos and tacos. We soon learned not to walk in the neighborhood behind our street. Those streets smelled like poop and garbage, and I don't know what all. We called that place Stinkyville.
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Tell us what unusual thing you like? I mean, relative to where you live.

I, since I was a small child and heard it on tv, have always loves bagpipe music. Then I marry a fellow who is Scottish on his mother's side. Parfait!

In fact, I am listening to it right now. Which means that I may soon have to confront the villagers armed with torches.
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Aquaman wrote:
Wed Apr 06, 2011 6:24 pm
Sometimes I hate where I live because it is the "hood". Not the worst hood in town, but the "hood" none the less.

Then I realized something. Within 1 mile from my house I can:

1) Go to the bank
2) Go to the liquor store
3) Get fast food
4) Get barbeque
5) Get Chinese
6) Go to the pharmacy (For both prescription and illegal drugs. One sells beer. The other meets you at the corner)
7) Go to the grocery store
8) Go to the Doctor
9) Go to the Dentist
10) Go to several bars ranging from boring to dive
11) Go to a park.
12) Walk along a stream with trout in it
13) Catch a bus downtown.
14) Buy cloths
15) Buy guns and ammo
16) Return my empty beer cans
17) Get my drivers license renewed
18) Buy pizza
19) Buy a new cell phone
20) Buy parts for my car
21) Wash my car
22) Get my hair cut
23) Get a blow job ($20)
24) Drop off my old cloths at the rescue mission
25) See a Lawyer
26) See a Podiatrist
27) Watch homeless people steal grocery carts and then ditch them. (I'm thinking about opening a "Used Grocery Cart Lot" cuz I know where there are at least a half dozen of them!)
28) Go to the library (free music man)
29) Walk to all of the above, if necessary

I think it's not so bad after all.

Here's a toast to my "hood"!
No bookstore. No good hood.
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At least there's a library.
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