Now that I'm the only one to be on holiday, it's extremely annoying.
You know, it wouldn't kill you to have a glass or two before brushing your teeth and then post a bit.
You might even decide against going to work and spend a decent day at the pub instead, and post so that I can read it, of course.
Most of you don't drink early enough in the morning.
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Mr Boozificator
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Most of you don't drink early enough in the morning.
"I never want to go to bed if there are still beers in the fridge, but then I am always hopeful that there are beers left in there when I wake up.". Thirstydrunk.
"We all look for happiness, but without knowing where to find it: like drunkards who look for their house, knowing dimly that they have one." Voltaire
"The prince of darkness is a gentleman." Shakespeare.
"We all look for happiness, but without knowing where to find it: like drunkards who look for their house, knowing dimly that they have one." Voltaire
"The prince of darkness is a gentleman." Shakespeare.
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peetie44
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Re: Most of you don't drink early enough in the morning.
Dude...I'm usually not up until noon. I go to bed @5:00am.
"Man i once bought $101 worth of insect candy because it was free shipping on orders over 100 bucks." -- ThirstyDrunk
"I wanted a shark high on crack dumped into a piranha tank! I wanted college AD's to pull their human faces off, then dive at each other's lizard throats!" -- waahoohah
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q01p7k6T ... e=youtu.be
"I wanted a shark high on crack dumped into a piranha tank! I wanted college AD's to pull their human faces off, then dive at each other's lizard throats!" -- waahoohah
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q01p7k6T ... e=youtu.be
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Mr Boozificator
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Re: Most of you don't drink early enough in the morning.
You've spent too much time with Savage.peetie44 wrote:Dude...I'm usually not up until noon. I go to bed @5:00am.
"I never want to go to bed if there are still beers in the fridge, but then I am always hopeful that there are beers left in there when I wake up.". Thirstydrunk.
"We all look for happiness, but without knowing where to find it: like drunkards who look for their house, knowing dimly that they have one." Voltaire
"The prince of darkness is a gentleman." Shakespeare.
"We all look for happiness, but without knowing where to find it: like drunkards who look for their house, knowing dimly that they have one." Voltaire
"The prince of darkness is a gentleman." Shakespeare.
Re: Most of you don't drink early enough in the morning.
I am drinking now. And since I woke up at noon, I consider this morning.
Re: Most of you don't drink early enough in the morning.
Last few weeks I've passed out in like 5-8am, slept 3-4 hours and bounced straight back to drinking. Efficiency is important during weekends, when you have to work during the week.
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Fabricsoftner
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Re: Most of you don't drink early enough in the morning.
If you're not drunk the entire weekend, you're doing it wrong.
<@Riddeford> lying on the ground laughing then going to get drunk on a pier. isn't what was fabric was born to do?
<apE> if theyd spend half as much time drinking as they do bitching, itd all be good
<@Fabric> Pint: why do I feel like shit?
<%pint> Fabric: people
<@fiyah> you're unemployed and drunk, you have no standards
<apE> if theyd spend half as much time drinking as they do bitching, itd all be good
<@Fabric> Pint: why do I feel like shit?
<%pint> Fabric: people
<@fiyah> you're unemployed and drunk, you have no standards
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JimLahey
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Re: Most of you don't drink early enough in the morning.
Bur I would never be able to keep up with you. I can drink heavily every day, but only 3-4 hours of sleep would end me quickly.Bur wrote:Last few weeks I've passed out in like 5-8am, slept 3-4 hours and bounced straight back to drinking. Efficiency is important during weekends, when you have to work during the week.
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Fabricsoftner
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Re: Most of you don't drink early enough in the morning.
JimLahey wrote:Bur I would never be able to keep up with you. I can drink heavily every day, but only 3-4 hours of sleep would end me quickly.Bur wrote:Last few weeks I've passed out in like 5-8am, slept 3-4 hours and bounced straight back to drinking. Efficiency is important during weekends, when you have to work during the week.
It's all about pace, man.
<@Riddeford> lying on the ground laughing then going to get drunk on a pier. isn't what was fabric was born to do?
<apE> if theyd spend half as much time drinking as they do bitching, itd all be good
<@Fabric> Pint: why do I feel like shit?
<%pint> Fabric: people
<@fiyah> you're unemployed and drunk, you have no standards
<apE> if theyd spend half as much time drinking as they do bitching, itd all be good
<@Fabric> Pint: why do I feel like shit?
<%pint> Fabric: people
<@fiyah> you're unemployed and drunk, you have no standards
The optimism of new morning drunk
Woke up after drinking until 4. Went to the liquor store but it hadn't opened yet. Went to the corner store and it was open. I bought some cheap wine. Now I'm feeling better! How are you morning drunkards doing on this Saturday?
"This lifestyle isn't for pussies." - Fabric
Riddeford: I'm craving indian food. WTF?
Fiyah: Fuck curry. We're doing shots and do them NOW
<@Veen> First one was just a standard hangover puke.
<@Veen> Second one was when I was at lunch with my ex and had some ham that was way too dry.
<@Veen> Third one was just a bit ago when I read that vagina story.
Riddeford: I'm craving indian food. WTF?
Fiyah: Fuck curry. We're doing shots and do them NOW
<@Veen> First one was just a standard hangover puke.
<@Veen> Second one was when I was at lunch with my ex and had some ham that was way too dry.
<@Veen> Third one was just a bit ago when I read that vagina story.
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Mr Boozificator
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Re: The optimism of new morning drunk
Afternoon here and doing fine: six bottles of various wines waiting for my hungry kiss. What's the weather like in Canada?Riddeford wrote:Woke up after drinking until 4. Went to the liquor store but it hadn't opened yet. Went to the corner store and it was open. I bought some cheap wine. Now I'm feeling better! How are you morning drunkards doing on this Saturday?
I love this cousin country.
"I never want to go to bed if there are still beers in the fridge, but then I am always hopeful that there are beers left in there when I wake up.". Thirstydrunk.
"We all look for happiness, but without knowing where to find it: like drunkards who look for their house, knowing dimly that they have one." Voltaire
"The prince of darkness is a gentleman." Shakespeare.
"We all look for happiness, but without knowing where to find it: like drunkards who look for their house, knowing dimly that they have one." Voltaire
"The prince of darkness is a gentleman." Shakespeare.
Re: The optimism of new morning drunk
Warm and sunny today and nice and drunk. Where are you drinking at this moment?Mr Boozificator wrote:Afternoon here and doing fine: six bottles of various wines waiting for my hungry kiss. What's the weather like in Canada?Riddeford wrote:Woke up after drinking until 4. Went to the liquor store but it hadn't opened yet. Went to the corner store and it was open. I bought some cheap wine. Now I'm feeling better! How are you morning drunkards doing on this Saturday?
I love this cousin country.
"This lifestyle isn't for pussies." - Fabric
Riddeford: I'm craving indian food. WTF?
Fiyah: Fuck curry. We're doing shots and do them NOW
<@Veen> First one was just a standard hangover puke.
<@Veen> Second one was when I was at lunch with my ex and had some ham that was way too dry.
<@Veen> Third one was just a bit ago when I read that vagina story.
Riddeford: I'm craving indian food. WTF?
Fiyah: Fuck curry. We're doing shots and do them NOW
<@Veen> First one was just a standard hangover puke.
<@Veen> Second one was when I was at lunch with my ex and had some ham that was way too dry.
<@Veen> Third one was just a bit ago when I read that vagina story.
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Mr Boozificator
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Re: The optimism of new morning drunk
Sorry, got out to by more cigars.Riddeford wrote:Warm and sunny today and nice and drunk. Where are you drinking at this moment?Mr Boozificator wrote:Afternoon here and doing fine: six bottles of various wines waiting for my hungry kiss. What's the weather like in Canada?Riddeford wrote:Woke up after drinking until 4. Went to the liquor store but it hadn't opened yet. Went to the corner store and it was open. I bought some cheap wine. Now I'm feeling better! How are you morning drunkards doing on this Saturday?
I love this cousin country.
Well, I'm drinking in Rennes (Bretagne) and trying to comfort an accidentally pregnant girl (no, I'm not the father, just a friend).
"I never want to go to bed if there are still beers in the fridge, but then I am always hopeful that there are beers left in there when I wake up.". Thirstydrunk.
"We all look for happiness, but without knowing where to find it: like drunkards who look for their house, knowing dimly that they have one." Voltaire
"The prince of darkness is a gentleman." Shakespeare.
"We all look for happiness, but without knowing where to find it: like drunkards who look for their house, knowing dimly that they have one." Voltaire
"The prince of darkness is a gentleman." Shakespeare.
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ThirstyDrunk
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Re: The optimism of new morning drunk
I do a lot of work with unwed mothers.
Like a desperate thirst in a raging drought
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Mr Boozificator
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Re: The optimism of new morning drunk
Well, we're not there yet, but I think I can help her.ThurstonDrunk wrote:I do a lot of work with unwed mothers.
Of course, I'm biased, she's gorgeous.
"I never want to go to bed if there are still beers in the fridge, but then I am always hopeful that there are beers left in there when I wake up.". Thirstydrunk.
"We all look for happiness, but without knowing where to find it: like drunkards who look for their house, knowing dimly that they have one." Voltaire
"The prince of darkness is a gentleman." Shakespeare.
"We all look for happiness, but without knowing where to find it: like drunkards who look for their house, knowing dimly that they have one." Voltaire
"The prince of darkness is a gentleman." Shakespeare.
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John Barleycorn
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Re: The optimism of new morning drunk
The depanneur lived up to its name?Riddeford wrote:Woke up after drinking until 4. Went to the liquor store but it hadn't opened yet. Went to the corner store and it was open. I bought some cheap wine. Now I'm feeling better! How are you morning drunkards doing on this Saturday?