Fuck this fucking goddamn leg

[Bur]

It's been 1.5 months since I fucked up my leg, so now my problems walking stairs oughta be some major ones.

I blame Boozi for starting this this shit at any rate.

Next shot is dedicated to anyhows who can't drink straight off, another cheap vodka double going down.

[KissMyPabst]

Agreed. Fuck this goddamn liver. Thank god I've got more than one or else I'd be screwed.

[Judge]

The midterm quiz will be on Friday.

[JimLahey]

Bur, what happened to your leg anyways?

[Bur]

Bur, what happened to your leg anyways?

drunken wrestling and the tendons said "snap"

[JimLahey]

Bur, what happened to your leg anyways?

drunken wrestling and the tendons said "snap"

Ah, drunken wrestling injuries... one time a man bit me during one of those so I smacked him in the head.

[KissMyPabst]

The midterm quiz will be on Friday.

Got it. There's my liver, the banana I had for lunch, the large bratwurst I had for dinner, and my liver's (quite impressive) brain. What that diagram doesn't show however, is the extra livers I keep in reserve behind the damaged front one.

[DeeboCools]

Got it. There's my liver, the banana I had for lunch, the large bratwurst I had for dinner, and my liver's (quite impressive) brain. What that diagram doesn't show however, is the extra livers I keep in reserve behind the damaged front one.

Lulz. Not bad for fresh fish. Have a shot of something brown friend.

[tomodon]

Sorry to hear about the leg Bur, but blaming Boozi is usually a good and accurate policy.

All our livers should be pretty bad-ass by now. Shame we can't have a UFC showdown of tough-guy livers.

[Judge]

Just so you know. You share good company with a revered and missed member of this academy. Palinka also has issues with his leg that are not only bad but serious and have their genesis in a drunken wall breaching. Be well my friend and keep the gangrene out.

[Wingman]

Shame we can't have a UFC showdown of tough-guy livers.

http://drunkard.com/issues/09_02/09_02_ ... ghtest.htm

http://drunkard.com/issues/10_02/10_02_ ... ghtest.htm

http://drunkard.com/issues/11-02/11_02_clash.htm

http://drunkard.com/issues/12_02/12-02- ... ghtest.htm

http://drunkard.com/issues/01-03/01-03- ... ghtest.htm

http://drunkard.com/issues/02-03/02-03- ... ghtest.htm

http://drunkard.com/issues/03_03/03-03_ ... ghtest.htm

http://drunkard.com/issues/04_03/04-03- ... ghtest.htm

i believe there was also a real-life competition at the first con, and ogar was the cham-peen.

[Savage]

I know the address of an artisan, who crafts such things as livers. If a part of your body goes down, she is the one to call.

[captain gonzo]

When life throws you a bad leg....tell it to fuck off and drink til feelings don't exist any more.

[John Barleycorn]

drink til feelings don't exist any more.

That's what I do when I'm sad.

[Palinka (RIP)]

...Palinka also has issues with his leg that are not only bad but serious and have their genesis in a drunken wall breaching...

Laudenum's the thing, old fruit. Does the trick and is an excellent mixer. These days it's called 'Oramorph'; and it makes One for the frog pass out everytime (on just 2ml, the lightweight).