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Muthafucking EARTHQUAKE!

Post by waahoohah »

This:

http://www.cnn.com/2011/11/06/us/oklaho ... ?hpt=hp_t2

Was most definitely felt here in Doo-Dah.

Yeah, I know, everyone reading this in California is laughing their asses off. Still, now that I have experienced both earthquakes and tornadoes, give me the twisters any day.

At least you can RUN from those bitches....
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I've felt two earthquakes since we moved out here. My father's place had a bit of damage but he's only 12 miles away from epicenter; to be expected. I'm with you - give me a twister over shaking my ground! Take care & hold tight!
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brother, if you can lay down on the ground without holding on...you ain't drunk. unless there's a muthafucking earthquake!
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waahoohah wrote:Yeah, I know, everyone reading this in California is laughing their asses off. Still, now that I have experienced both earthquakes and tornadoes, give me the twisters any day.
That was funny. I must admit, I was laughing a bit while hearing about the quake when it hit.

"5-something pointer?... Wake me when it get's good."

I swear, when you jump up and go diving under a table or rushing like a lunatic under a door frame is exactly when it's stops shaking. Next time, try to do a shot before it stops.

I did do my homework, cuz I do need to know. That plate is not connected to mine. However, our Ring of Fire has been acting up lately, so I better stock the pantry with booze. Oh, and water and food too, I guess. Mostly booze.
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Born in Los Angeles, July 2, 1952...if it's under @6.3, I'd probably sleep right through it.
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Had an aftershock last night. That means my lifescore is:
Earthquakes: 2
Tornadoes: 1

I am NOT looking forward to this spring, when that crazy bitch ma nature tries to even the score...
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peetie44 wrote:Born in Los Angeles, July 2, 1952...if it's under @6.3, I'd probably sleep right through it.
I'm not sure of the magnitude of the quake that woke me up when I was a little girl, but it wasn't the quake itself that freaked me out, it was the shivery sound of my posters slowly sliding down the wall, that scared me.
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Am I missing out on something?

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Actually, when the bed started shivering and shaking, I thought it was time to get up for school; my mom liked to flip on the light, and kick the bed, while screaming at me. She would have been one hell of a drill instructor.
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I'm waiting for a good quake. I want a fun one. Shake, rattle, roll.
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Aww, Lou, ya slept through the last fifteen or sixteen. Get with the times, man.
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I've felt two quakes in the last 40 years and I live in a region of relative tectonic stability-Interior Low Plateau(Central Kentucky). While, most common on plate boundaries, quakes can happen anywhere, anytime.

Since, it has been determined that geologists are the first alcohol based life form. I'm gonna assume that some contributors are Geonerds.
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