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so i hate to post this on the main board, but i've been tryin to get ahold of you regardin your trip to tn but the messages i've tried to send you stay in the outbox and never show up in my sent messages. sorry to take up space here, but i would hate to miss the opportunity to get drunk with you. so, yeah, hate to be a bother to the others on the board, but i wanted to let you know that i have a couch you can sleep on and we would be happy to have you. respond on here or send me a pm and we'll figure out the schedule.
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You'll have to burn that couch. Surreal is lousy with crotch crabs.
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Alaskan King Crotch Crabs, he has.
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Screwball wrote:Alaskan King Crotch Crabs, he has.
Yeah, but they sing.
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It's a trap!

But crab can be tasty all buttered up.
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Re: surreal

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BUTTER!
Like a desperate thirst in a raging drought
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Image


WITH CHIN BALLS!!!!!!
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Surreal is huge.
And at night he wears red spandex and fights crime singing country music, but that's only my theory.
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You probably got the spandex part right.
Like a desperate thirst in a raging drought
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ThirstyDrunk wrote:You probably got the spandex part right.
They really show off his bulge.
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BeerMakesMeSmart wrote:
ThirstyDrunk wrote:You probably got the spandex part right.
They really show off his bulge.
...and crabs.
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Screwball wrote:
BeerMakesMeSmart wrote:
ThirstyDrunk wrote:You probably got the spandex part right.
They really show off his bulge.
...and crabs.
One and the same.
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His crabs are so huge they have bulges.
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Screwball wrote:His crabs are so huge they have bulges.
His crabs have crabs of their own.
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Re: surreal

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His underwear is a distributor to Joe's Crab Shack.
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