Long as they stay outta my pooper, I'm cool widdit all.ThirstyDrunk wrote:Ypu shopuld be more careful of the people you aloow in your shitter
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F5nqKvePLzw
Moderators: Artful Drunktective, mistah willies, NYDingbat, Judge, oettinger, Oggar, Badfellow, Mr Boozificator
Long as they stay outta my pooper, I'm cool widdit all.ThirstyDrunk wrote:Ypu shopuld be more careful of the people you aloow in your shitter
This is great.Smatter Noguts wrote:The scent of stale Miller beer in a bar when you walk in.
The sting on the lips that comes with that first kiss of high-proof Bourbon.
The stunning perspective on the human condition that arrives after the third round.
The soaring laughter that comes after a easy aquaintance has delivered a joke.
The sexuality of a once demure partner opened by the bottle.
The soundness of a blackout sleep.
The smashing rebuke of a heavy hangover.
I could go on and on in this vein; over 40 years of drinking hasn't resulted in boredom for me, limited though my imagination is.
Magic is in the moment and every moment is different, even if you're getting smashed on the same swill in the same place every night.
I liked the taste of beer, its live white lather, its brass-bright depths, the sudden world through the wet brown walls of the glass, the tilted rush to the lips and the slow swallowing down to the lapping belly, the salt on the tongue, the foam at the corners
Ever done the one where you're trying to shit while you still kind of having some Morning Wood, and your pecker's pointed up at the crack in between the rim of the bowl and the seat, so you're sitting there trying to take a shit but you're wondering, "Why does it feel like my feet are in a puddle?"ThirstyDrunk wrote:I shit but when I started to pee i saw that it was going on the wall and on my pants because I had my dick laying on the toilet seat instead of inside the commode.
Then there's the bifurcated stream, one hitting the bowl and one streaming down your pantleg.coqui_chris wrote:Ever done the one where you're trying to shit while you still kind of having some Morning Wood, and your pecker's pointed up at the crack in between the rim of the bowl and the seat, so you're sitting there trying to take a shit but you're wondering, "Why does it feel like my feet are in a puddle?"ThirstyDrunk wrote:I shit but when I started to pee i saw that it was going on the wall and on my pants because I had my dick laying on the toilet seat instead of inside the commode.
YeahThirstyDrunk wrote:Ypu shopuld be more careful of the people you aloow in your shitter
I remember when I was still pissing my bed regularly, and everybody was asking me why drinking hadn't lost its mojo ...Judge wrote:I see this thread has migrated to its appropriate level.
Shit piss vomit cunt!
Last to last night after a bottle me dad somehow couldn't get his bathroom's door open (God knows why, its always open), so he ended up wandering around to the lobby, where he decided since pissing on the floor is a no-no, the fkin trolley would do well as an alternative to the commode. Yup, wet Set Top Box, files & documents, cellphone etcThirstyDrunk wrote:This one day me and a buddy split a case of Little Kings while passing a bottle of J. Roget "champagne" back and forth. After that we scored a big plastic bottle of Kamchatka and drank most of it. Next thing I know we are at a friends house and they were doing vodka slammers. I drank some of those I don't know how many and I was sitting there when I noticed that I was swallowing alot and I knew it was about to be a comeuppance, so I headed to the bathroom. I made it to the bathroom but for some reason I wanted to lock the door and I ended up puking down my shirt and all over the back of the door and on the floor. I tried to clean it up with a roll of toilet paper, the whole roll, but soon realized I had to shit so I sat down on the toilet. I shit but when I started to pee i saw that it was going on the wall and on my pants because I had my dick laying on the toilet seat instead of inside the commode. I tried to correct that but it was already too late and when i went to wipe my ass i realized i had ruined the entire roll of TP trying to wipe up vomit.
Next thing I know I woke up with my buddy coming in through the window because people needed to go to the bathroom and i had passed out in there with the door locked and my pants down with a shitty ass, pants wet with piss and puke on my shirt.
Anyway, what were you guys talking about...?
He didn't see that coming, ha!Wingman wrote:bwahahahhaaha! ha.Jozer wrote:'undrunk' to 'undrunk'!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Actually I wanted to say exactly the same to Swede, too.One for the Frog wrote:He didn't see that coming, ha!Wingman wrote:bwahahahhaaha! ha.Jozer wrote:'undrunk' to 'undrunk'!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Very much agree. I'm not immune to the charms of being alone with the monkey now and again, but drinking is first and foremost a social activity. Try out some new bars, go to some beer/wine/spirit tastings. Go to a beer joint and see if you can run the taps before passing out. Play drinking games. Get blasted, get laid, get in trouble, get a questionable tattoo. Steal, gamble, fight, heckle the visiting team til you get kicked out. The possibilities are endless!Chimneyfish wrote:Do you usually drink at home or do you go out? I know people like to glamorize the idea of drinking by yourself, but I think it should be considered more of a last resort. Part of the fun is the anticipation of not knowing what the night has in store or where you'll end up.
yeah shit happens, its only happend to me a few times, but what can you do.coqui_chris wrote:I remember when I was still pissing my bed regularly, and everybody was asking me why drinking hadn't lost its mojo ...
But hey, "shit happens"
this is good shit. one time back in the day, my favorite and i decided we'd see what all we could get for free in an evening. that was fun. i wasn't exactly blasted, as i couldn't just refill my cup when i wanted, but it was fun nonetheless, and we were both unable to operate a motor vehicle legally by midnight or so.Jiggers McCoy wrote:Try out some new bars, go to some beer/wine/spirit tastings. Go to a beer joint and see if you can run the taps before passing out. Play drinking games. Get blasted, get laid, get in trouble, get a questionable tattoo. Steal, gamble, fight, heckle the visiting team til you get kicked out. The possibilities are endless!