1. Staying undrunk until kickoff (I will lose this one.)
2. Drink every time Madonnna's name is mentioned.
3.Take a drink.... aw, fuck it. Rules just slow me down.
Super Bowl Drinking Games
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Re: Super Bowl Drinking Games
1. Shot of whiskey every time they show Peyton M.a.n.n.i.n.g.
Blacked out by halftime.
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Re: Super Bowl Drinking Games
When the Cardinals were up against the Steelers we were drinking in a friends room, I got pissed to quickly, went back to my room passed out before kickoff, missed the whole damn thing and came back to the room after I woke up only to get a charge for drinking in the dorms. We also lost.
Booze is the big middle finger towards existence.
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Drink every tim David Tyree is mentioned or has his replay shown.
You can start today and use this one all week.
You can start today and use this one all week.
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O_OSalviati wrote:When the Cardinals were up against the Steelers we were drinking in a friends room, I got pissed to quickly, went back to my room passed out before kickoff, missed the whole damn thing and came back to the room after I woke up only to get a charge for drinking in the dorms. We also lost.
American universities suck.
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You're shit-talking America in a Super Bowl thread? You've got guts.
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Drink every time they show the helmet catch from Superbowl XLII. Start during the pregame.
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They can charge you for drinking in the dorm? Fuck that's awful.Salviati wrote:When the Cardinals were up against the Steelers we were drinking in a friends room, I got pissed to quickly, went back to my room passed out before kickoff, missed the whole damn thing and came back to the room after I woke up only to get a charge for drinking in the dorms. We also lost.
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"The prince of darkness is a gentleman." Shakespeare.
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Aye. We were drinking in dorm A, I left to go to dorm B. Slept at dorm B through the whole game. I woke up, walked up to dorm A to see what was up, I walk in, no one is drinking at this point and then the RA's walk in 3 minutes after I get there and bust us all. I had to go to a week long class on some bullshit like, "How drinking negatively impacts your collegiate career."
The only benefit of this class is that I got partnered up with a young lady, we hit it off the third day and got together for some drinks and some sex.
All in all it was a win.
The only benefit of this class is that I got partnered up with a young lady, we hit it off the third day and got together for some drinks and some sex.
All in all it was a win.
Booze is the big middle finger towards existence.
Absinthe makes the heart grow stronger.
Absinthe makes the heart grow stronger.
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Shotgun a 16oz High Life every time the words "rematch" and "2008" are contained in the same sentence.
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That IS a win.Salviati wrote:Aye. We were drinking in dorm A, I left to go to dorm B. Slept at dorm B through the whole game. I woke up, walked up to dorm A to see what was up, I walk in, no one is drinking at this point and then the RA's walk in 3 minutes after I get there and bust us all. I had to go to a week long class on some bullshit like, "How drinking negatively impacts your collegiate career."
The only benefit of this class is that I got partnered up with a young lady, we hit it off the third day and got together for some drinks and some sex.
All in all it was a win.
"I never want to go to bed if there are still beers in the fridge, but then I am always hopeful that there are beers left in there when I wake up.". Thirstydrunk.
"We all look for happiness, but without knowing where to find it: like drunkards who look for their house, knowing dimly that they have one." Voltaire
"The prince of darkness is a gentleman." Shakespeare.
"We all look for happiness, but without knowing where to find it: like drunkards who look for their house, knowing dimly that they have one." Voltaire
"The prince of darkness is a gentleman." Shakespeare.
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nice! and you knew she liked to drink from the get-go....Salviati wrote:Aye. We were drinking in dorm A, I left to go to dorm B. Slept at dorm B through the whole game. I woke up, walked up to dorm A to see what was up, I walk in, no one is drinking at this point and then the RA's walk in 3 minutes after I get there and bust us all. I had to go to a week long class on some bullshit like, "How drinking negatively impacts your collegiate career."
The only benefit of this class is that I got partnered up with a young lady, we hit it off the third day and got together for some drinks and some sex.
All in all it was a win.
Stupid should hurt.
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Drink every time Eli makes his stupid face. Won't make it through the national anthem. Stupid Eli and his stupid stupid face.
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Crystal wrote:Drink every time Eli makes his stupid face. Won't make it through the national anthem. Stupid Eli and his stupid stupid face.
Don't worry, one of these years the 49's will have six Super Bowls like all of the great teams have.
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STOP PICKING ON ELI!!?!Crystal wrote:Drink every time Eli makes his stupid face. Won't make it through the national anthem. Stupid Eli and his stupid stupid face.
He really can't help it
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q01p7k6T ... e=youtu.be
"I wanted a shark high on crack dumped into a piranha tank! I wanted college AD's to pull their human faces off, then dive at each other's lizard throats!" -- waahoohah
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q01p7k6T ... e=youtu.be