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Super Bowl Drinking Games

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1. Staying undrunk until kickoff (I will lose this one.)
2. Drink every time Madonnna's name is mentioned.
3.Take a drink.... aw, fuck it. Rules just slow me down.

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1. Shot of whiskey every time they show Peyton M.a.n.n.i.n.g.

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When the Cardinals were up against the Steelers we were drinking in a friends room, I got pissed to quickly, went back to my room passed out before kickoff, missed the whole damn thing and came back to the room after I woke up only to get a charge for drinking in the dorms. We also lost.
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Drink every tim David Tyree is mentioned or has his replay shown.

You can start today and use this one all week.

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Salviati wrote:When the Cardinals were up against the Steelers we were drinking in a friends room, I got pissed to quickly, went back to my room passed out before kickoff, missed the whole damn thing and came back to the room after I woke up only to get a charge for drinking in the dorms. We also lost.
O_O

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You're shit-talking America in a Super Bowl thread? You've got guts.

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Drink every time they show the helmet catch from Superbowl XLII. Start during the pregame.
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Salviati wrote:When the Cardinals were up against the Steelers we were drinking in a friends room, I got pissed to quickly, went back to my room passed out before kickoff, missed the whole damn thing and came back to the room after I woke up only to get a charge for drinking in the dorms. We also lost.
They can charge you for drinking in the dorm? Fuck that's awful.
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Aye. We were drinking in dorm A, I left to go to dorm B. Slept at dorm B through the whole game. I woke up, walked up to dorm A to see what was up, I walk in, no one is drinking at this point and then the RA's walk in 3 minutes after I get there and bust us all. I had to go to a week long class on some bullshit like, "How drinking negatively impacts your collegiate career."

The only benefit of this class is that I got partnered up with a young lady, we hit it off the third day and got together for some drinks and some sex.

All in all it was a win.
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Shotgun a 16oz High Life every time the words "rematch" and "2008" are contained in the same sentence.
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Salviati wrote:Aye. We were drinking in dorm A, I left to go to dorm B. Slept at dorm B through the whole game. I woke up, walked up to dorm A to see what was up, I walk in, no one is drinking at this point and then the RA's walk in 3 minutes after I get there and bust us all. I had to go to a week long class on some bullshit like, "How drinking negatively impacts your collegiate career."

The only benefit of this class is that I got partnered up with a young lady, we hit it off the third day and got together for some drinks and some sex.

All in all it was a win.
That IS a win.
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Salviati wrote:Aye. We were drinking in dorm A, I left to go to dorm B. Slept at dorm B through the whole game. I woke up, walked up to dorm A to see what was up, I walk in, no one is drinking at this point and then the RA's walk in 3 minutes after I get there and bust us all. I had to go to a week long class on some bullshit like, "How drinking negatively impacts your collegiate career."

The only benefit of this class is that I got partnered up with a young lady, we hit it off the third day and got together for some drinks and some sex.

All in all it was a win.
nice! and you knew she liked to drink from the get-go....
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Drink every time Eli makes his stupid face. Won't make it through the national anthem. Stupid Eli and his stupid stupid face.
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Crystal wrote:Drink every time Eli makes his stupid face. Won't make it through the national anthem. Stupid Eli and his stupid stupid face.

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Crystal wrote:Drink every time Eli makes his stupid face. Won't make it through the national anthem. Stupid Eli and his stupid stupid face.
STOP PICKING ON ELI!!?!

He really can't help it
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