Super Bowl Drinking Games

[Judge]

Drink every time Ruiner sighs like a little girl when they show Prince Brady's face.

[Chimneyfish]

Drink every time Eli makes his stupid face. Won't make it through the national anthem. Stupid Eli and his stupid stupid face.

Artie Lange says it best: "He looks like he's just a couple chromosomes away from having Down's Syndrome."

[Artful Drunktective]

GO CHIEFS!

[Rye and Coke]

After an 8-year hibernation, I think we can pull this drinking game off.

Wow, this Super Bowl really snuck up on me. I wish I could take Monday off, but my job's already tasked me with covering for people who are out next week. Come to think of it, I was wondering why so many people were gone next week. Now things make sense, there are a lot of drunkards in my company not planning on being vertical come Monday.

Whatever, a soldiers gotta soldier on. Liquor store is going to be crazy crowded, I'm going to have to hit them up early. Kick in the goddamn door at piss-filled watergun point, with a canister of mace on my hip, screaming for all the rye whiskey, vodka and rum in the place. Taking no prisoners, and if anyone gets in my way I'm a hit them like Sean Taylor in the gut so hard they kick themselves in their own foreheads.

This is go-hard weekend, but only for the strong hearted and noble minded. For those of us poor saps, all nose calloused from Eskimo kissing the grindstone for 12 hours a day, five days out the week, who grind the world's gears like our dulled molars just to keep this sonuvabitch rotating. Why Monday isn't a holiday for us, I'll never know.

Did you know Americans drink somewhere near 325 million gallons of beer on Super Bowl Sunday. We keep this economy pulsating dear drunks. Pick em up, raise em high...

DRINK!

[Badfellow]

The NFL gave up it's tax free status rather than disclose it's annual earnings.

Accounting for inflation, Superbowl cities pay an average of $34 million for added security measures, not including upgrades to civic infrastructure and surveillance. The Department of Homeland Security will not disclose how much money is spent keeping sports fans safe from themselves or the terroristas.

[Rye and Coke]

The NFL gave up it's tax free status rather than disclose it's annual earnings.

Accounting for inflation, Superbowl cities pay an average of $34 million for added security measures, not including upgrades to civic infrastructure and surveillance. The Department of Homeland Security will not disclose how much money is spent keeping sports fans safe from themselves or the terroristas.

I knew there was a reason I stop giving two fucks about the NFL. Corporations are corporations. Whatever the case, my seething disdain for the organization doesn't have to kill the party. I've already made liquor store run #1 and I'm stocked up on Rye and Vodka. I also bought these Horchata creamer shots that I'm going to use for my coffee to keep this party going come morning. This weekend will be a beautiful memory lost.

[Rye and Coke]

Holy shit, this weekend is already off to a drunkard start....I'm just...gone, right now. But I'm about to make this curry chicken and get dinner and it's almost 11: 30 at night on the east coast. Maybe I'll head out on foot, down the block, and meet up with some other revelers preparing for Sunday. Who's to say.






I'll probably just wake up in bed like the 40-something year old I am.

...cheers?

[Badfellow]

...Whatever the case, my seething disdain for the organization doesn't have to kill the party...

You make a good point. In fact, that could be the meaning of life.

[Patchez]

...Whatever the case, my seething disdain for the organization doesn't have to kill the party...

You make a good point. In fact, that could be the meaning of life.

42

[Rye and Coke]

I'm so drunk right now....Fuck the NFL, and FUCK tomorrow

[scream ale]

Fuck the NFL, and FUCK tomorrow

I'm nowhere near drunk at the moment but I fully agree with this statement. Cheers!