and rum.
fucking hell im a dirty bastard.
I'm drunk on love
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- Smatter Noguts
- Boozing Like Bukowski
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Re: I'm drunk on love
You're just telling yourself that.
Why, you are a stout man among men, a prized companion, eye candy to the ladies, and your Mother's best friend.
But I'm drunk on vodka, so what do I know, you filthy fuckwit?
Why, you are a stout man among men, a prized companion, eye candy to the ladies, and your Mother's best friend.
But I'm drunk on vodka, so what do I know, you filthy fuckwit?
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- Lord of Benders
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Re: I'm drunk on love
Here's to rum! It's... caramelly.
Re: I'm drunk on love
I work like I drink! Alone!
Or with a monkey watching me.
-K the C
Or with a monkey watching me.
-K the C
- JimLahey
- Drunker Than God
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Re: I'm drunk on love
How's the binge going? I'm jealous, I can only drink my balls off at night due to work.J. Tequila wrote:I work like I drink! Alone!
Or with a monkey watching me.
-K the C
- peetie44
- Juicing Like Jackie
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Re: I'm drunk on love
Better getchoo some carnitas, homes...
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"Man i once bought $101 worth of insect candy because it was free shipping on orders over 100 bucks." -- ThirstyDrunk
"I wanted a shark high on crack dumped into a piranha tank! I wanted college AD's to pull their human faces off, then dive at each other's lizard throats!" -- waahoohah
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q01p7k6T ... e=youtu.be
"I wanted a shark high on crack dumped into a piranha tank! I wanted college AD's to pull their human faces off, then dive at each other's lizard throats!" -- waahoohah
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q01p7k6T ... e=youtu.be
- Chimneyfish
- Boozing Like Bukowski
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Re: I'm drunk on love
My lunch today
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California Burrito from Robertito's. Carne asada, french fries, guacamole.
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California Burrito from Robertito's. Carne asada, french fries, guacamole.
- DeeboCools
- King Cockeyed
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Re: I'm drunk on love
All this food looks like a bloody dick.
"S0briety diminishes, discriminates, and says no; drunkenness expands, unites, and says yes." -William James
- Mr. Viking
- Hooching Like Hemingway
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Re: I'm drunk on love
I'd go see a doctorDeeboCools wrote:All this food looks like a bloody dick.
"I spent all of my money on cars, women and booze, the rest of it I squandered" G. Best
- Savage
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Re: I'm drunk on love
If you don't verbally or otherwise abuse yourself, who will?
like tears in rain
- John Barleycorn
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Re: I'm drunk on love
Just be careful that you don't end up puking your guts out on love. That's a bad time.
- Savage
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Re: I'm drunk on love
And seriously, put a NSFV notation on these posts. That is some seriously nasty "food"
like tears in rain
- beerkegbilly
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Re: I'm drunk on love
Rum is cool
Re: I'm drunk on love
I wish I could grab a stripper by the leg and slap you with her.