We had to make beer bongs out of shit we bought at home depot and we had to stumble half-drunk into a gas station and ask if they had any ping pong balls so we could play beer pong.
None of this horseshit!
You kids have it so easy.
• "Avoiding the darker alcohols like bourbon, red wine and dark rum might lessen [a hangover] and you might also dance better if you wear a tutu instead of trousers." - FKR
• "If you wanna 'talk about' my drinking, it better be about how fucking awesome it is." - Me
Our American friends have those strange college traditions with lots of quickly swallowed beer and drinking games.
"I never want to go to bed if there are still beers in the fridge, but then I am always hopeful that there are beers left in there when I wake up.". Thirstydrunk.
"We all look for happiness, but without knowing where to find it: like drunkards who look for their house, knowing dimly that they have one." Voltaire
"The prince of darkness is a gentleman." Shakespeare.
Back in my day, we had steam-powered bongs and played beer pong with .69 caliber musket balls.
"Man i once bought $101 worth of insect candy because it was free shipping on orders over 100 bucks." -- ThirstyDrunk
"I wanted a shark high on crack dumped into a piranha tank! I wanted college AD's to pull their human faces off, then dive at each other's lizard throats!" -- waahoohah
Jiggers McCoy wrote:We had to make beer bongs out of shit we bought at home depot and we had to stumble half-drunk into a gas station and ask if they had any ping pong balls so we could play beer pong.
yeah agreed. but god bless the man that can make a living off manufacturing drinking favors. its the american way. i need to find that old picture of me in Chico after a beer bong fest of vodka and pink lemon aide.
Aye, Home Depot came later. It ate things like Builderama, a southeastern chain that may have shown me my first alcoholic. Friend's dad was a CPA for said southeastern chain. Rarely saw him. When I did, he was next to a 12-pack. A warming 12-pack. He just took it to the bedroom and drank it, and wasn't seen around the house.
The mom was hyperactively Christian, and the kids ranged from future pastor to future state patrol...and whatever came of the other one.
"binary: being drunk makes me amazed at life"
23:22 <@fiyah> i need a new glass
23:22 <@fiyah> this one has ... toothpaste on it
23:22 <@fiyah> i hope it's toothpaste
21:15 <@fiyah> then again
21:15 <@fiyah> we just wash our hands
21:15 <@fiyah> splash water on our faces
21:15 <@fiyah> and see what's out there
Back in my day, we just got drunk and threw random things at each other. Sometimes, we stumbled down the road to the TG&Y store and bought us some Superballs to throw. They were some kind of fun, on account of they bounced better than a golf ball thrown offa a nine story building. (ask me about my time on the Rock, bwaha-haha-snort).
Savage wrote:Back in my day, we just got drunk and threw random things at each other. Sometimes, we stumbled down the road to the TG&Y store and bought us some Superballs to throw. They were some kind of fun, on account of they bounced better than a golf ball thrown offa a nine story building. (ask me about my time on the Rock, bwaha-haha-snort).
They had in Superballs in Germany at the end of the 19th century?
"I never want to go to bed if there are still beers in the fridge, but then I am always hopeful that there are beers left in there when I wake up.". Thirstydrunk.
"We all look for happiness, but without knowing where to find it: like drunkards who look for their house, knowing dimly that they have one." Voltaire
"The prince of darkness is a gentleman." Shakespeare.