Blame Game

[Miklo]

I am sick of this...I have been comming across alot of people lately who are blaming alcohol for their troubles. I was blacked out when I....I was drunk and cheated on my partner....I neglect my kids....I abuse my partner....I..... . Fuck, you did all those horrible things, not the alcohol. Were you drinking when you did it, yes. But show me a bottle of alcohol with arms and leggs and telekinetic powers matching professor x and Ill wage a war against whiskey myself(killing each bottle one chug at a time). Where do these sad excuses of a person do they get to blame something else to make themselves feel better? Man up, you did it! not the booze!

[Wingman]

preach it!

[Mr Boozificator]

I fully agree, and I'd go even further: you got the pleasure of drinking heavily and yet you let those things happen, WHO the fuck are you? You are massacring a life you could spend boozing happily but you let terrible things happen to you when you're drunk instead of enjoying. THE SHAME, THE SHAME, the HORROR!

On a side note, Miklo, if you actually own one of those bottles with superpowers you were talking about, well, I happen to know a friend of a friend who's bent on world domination who'd happily buy one, or exchange it against numerous bottles of normal booze...

[peetie44]

I am sick of this...I have been comming across alot of people lately who are blaming alcohol for their troubles. I was blacked out when I....I was drunk and cheated on my partner....I neglect my kids....I abuse my partner....I..... . Fuck, you did all those horrible things, not the alcohol. Were you drinking when you did it, yes. But show me a bottle of alcohol with arms and leggs and telekinetic powers matching professor x and Ill wage a war against whiskey myself(killing each bottle one chug at a time). Where do these sad excuses of a person do they get to blame something else to make themselves feel better? Man up, you did it! not the booze!

Thirsty has some of these bottles...he chugs them and then throws them in the street

[Savage]

Yep. Rat bastard son of a bitch is rat bastard son of a bitch. No alcohol involved.

[JimLahey]

I cheated because I'm a man and I want the entire spectrum of pussy, got nothing to do with the whiskey in my bloodstream.

[Jollyroger1210]

I STAYED SINGLE because I'm a man and I want the entire spectrum of pussy, got nothing to do with the whiskey in my bloodstream.

Fixed that for you.

[JimLahey]

I STAYED SINGLE because I'm a man and I want the entire spectrum of pussy, got nothing to do with the whiskey in my bloodstream.

Fixed that for you.

Hahaha, that's true too!

[Savage]

Well I'm oppressed because I'm a woman. Oh wait. I'm lazy and I'm drunk. (Whacks self on back of head and pours another Makers.)*

*inspired by Dickless Tracy today.

[beerkegbilly]

They would done in undrunk any ways.

[Rooster]

Alcohol lets the monkey out of its cage. The monkey does the things that the monkey wants to do. Alcohol only set it free to do those things.

[JohnnyT]

Bo Derek's tits. I like sex,

[Rooster]

I like dredlocks, but really only on that chick on MSNBC from Tulane. White girls with braided dreds are kind of a downer.

[Jollyroger1210]

We call them hippies. They suck.

[Screwball]

We call them hippies. They suck.

As someone who comes from a long line of Violent Hippies I say Go Fuck Yourself, Asshat.